Shit, let's be Santa

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The other day, Dave found an anemoi stuck in a crack in the sidewalk. Who knows how it got there, but hey free memories. That doesn't necessarily explain where this enormous pile of STUFF he suddenly has came from.

Notable things from the pile include (in case you can't tell from the picture.):

-Sword with a peanuts themed freezer (adds...uh...cold damage, I guess.)
-Plushie puppet abomination trapped in amber
-Plushie puppet abomination made of amber
-Felt Plushie without pants
-hovering PC (All files that might give insight to Dave's past or identity have been erased.)
-Extra swanky suits
-Camera that makes an unbelievably shitty webcomic about whatever you take a picture of
-lighter than air skateboard
-Pile of card-suit themed throwing stars ("Suitarangs")
-JPEG artifact sword
-Mr. T fetus in a jar.

[Video, that stuff is visible in the background]

It's fuckin' christmas in here. Who wants some weird crap?

[1% spent on how to access Sylladex.]

Comments

[has-a-blog.livejournal.com]

301.

Just warning you, I haven't figured out how to actually control it yet.

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

Eh, how hard can it be?

[A few minutes later, Jr. is knocking on his door, grinning from ear to ear.]

[has-a-blog.livejournal.com]

[Dave answer the door, he's got a piece of string tied to the skateboard, which is bumping against the ceiling like a balloon.]

Sup.

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

[Upon actually seeing the skateboard, Jr. is totally unable to maintain his detachment.]

Whoooooaaa! That's so cool!

[has-a-blog.livejournal.com]

It's yours now. I bet you'll get some unreal goddamn air with that thing.

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah I will!

Hey, thanks, man! I owe you one! The name's Gaignun Kukai Jr., but you can just call me Jr.

[has-a-blog.livejournal.com]

[Jr. has gained UNREAL AIR.]

Why would I call you Jr. when there's no Gaignun Kukai Sr. around?

...IS there a Gaignun Kukai Sr around here?

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know. I don't think so, though.