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[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

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[Should you pass room 301 for whatever reason, you may find a sign on the door that says "ENTER THE DAVECAVE."

Inside, the room has been entirely rearranged and decorated to look like the Batcave (or as close to it as Danny could make it with limited supplies and knowledge of what the Batcave is even like).

WHAT NOW?]

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[the following message is anonymous. Attached is a photo of the inside of the Davecave, a magnificent makeshift lair for the darkest and edgiest heroes.]

Just found another potential headquarters for the Justice League!

Comments

[has-a-blog.livejournal.com]

[No words.]

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

*And so it was, at one point, a loud voice echoes through the hallways of the Hotel:*

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO OUR APARTMENT?!

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Pretty amazing, huh?

[has-a-blog.livejournal.com]

...I think I like it.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

I'd say it got turned into a Davecave. [Danny, who just randomly showed up behind you, points a casual finger at the door proclaiming the name.]

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Wait...seriously?

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[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

Are you serious.

[has-a-blog.livejournal.com]

Well don't get me wrong I'm not exactly pleased you're all rooting through my stuff. If I find out you took weird pictures, we're going to exchange words and probably punches.

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[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't it be?

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry. I didn't look through anything--just moved some stuff around and added a thing here and there.

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[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

I didn't think you'd actually go through with this.

[has-a-blog.livejournal.com]

So it's cool that I can play out every teenage boy's fantasy of secretly being batman, but why are you fucking around with my stuff in the first place?

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

What the hell is a Davecave, and why is it HERE?!

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[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Well...why not?

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

How else was I supposed to put together a Davecave?

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

It's like a secret lair! And something tells me it's here because your roommate's name is Dave.

[has-a-blog.livejournal.com]

No, I mean, why did you turn my room into the Davecave?

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Oh. [Danny thinks up his explanation and realizes that in hindsight, it sounds really, really dumb. So instead he just shrugs.]

Why not?

[has-a-blog.livejournal.com]

Okay that's retarded, but whatever.

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

You're not seriously trying to tell me that Mr. "Too Cool for School" actually set up his own secret lair in such a ridiculously not-secret place, are you?

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[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

You have too much free time.

[But he looks interested in spite of himself as he peers into the room.]

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[canthandleacape]

I like the little stuffed T-Rex, it's a nice touch. But no.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Well, no, I mean--

It's just a little hard to explain.

[No it isn't Danny it just sounds stupid.]

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

I don't think he's the type to set up his own secret lair, period.

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[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Not if I spend it doing stuff like this!