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[wontdieifkilled]

[Audio]

[Shirou had his phone turned on. He was about to make a post, but...

...Then a memory surged back into his mind before his mind's eye.

A memory of a man, resting on the porch. A twelve-year-old Shirou with him. Talking about superheroes and ideals. The main failed to reach his ideal...so his son promised to take it up for him.

Those were the last words his father would ever hear from his son.]

He... He died... He's...dead...

[But he forgot that his phone was on.]

Comments

Have I mentioned before that these two are hilarious?

[gandere]

...

Then why haven't you actually asked me then?

You haven't, but they really are.

[wontdieifkilled]

All right, all right. Do you want to go out with me?

They are the most flawless couple u_u

[gandere]

See, now it just sounds like you're forced. Do you really want to go out and see a movie together?

[wontdieifkilled]

...Yeah! I do. Really.

[gandere]

I'm not sure I'm entirely convinced.

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, what do you want me to do, then?

[gandere]

I'm not going to give you any hints on how to ask a girl out properly.

[wontdieifkilled]

Wouldn't that just make things more frustrating for you?

[gandere]

Yes, but then I can just be frustrated with you instead of myself so it works out perfectly.

[wontdieifkilled]

Wouldn't you rather not be frustrated?

[gandere]

Seeing as I'm speaking with you, I doubt that will ever be an available option.

[wontdieifkilled]

You sure know how to kick a guy when he's already down, don't you?

[gandere]

Heh, I guess you're right. I do know how to do that!

[wontdieifkilled]

You don't have to look so pleased with yourself.

[gandere]

When you're done feeling sorry for things you can't change, you know where my room is. Although I'll be sour with you if you choose today. I'm already in a foul mood and I'd hate to be forced to be even more insufferable.

[ A pause. ]

Hey Shirou. I think you should keep in mind that he saved your life with the intent for you to not waste your life with thinking about that kind of stuff. He.. he probably wanted you to be happy, so you should do that. So just think about that, alright?

Bye now. [ Can she hang up? Can we actually end a thread tonight? ]

[wontdieifkilled]

...

You know what, you're right. I've probably done more mourning than he would have wanted.

Which movie do you want to go see? I'll pay.

[gandere]

You don't really have to go see a movie with me. I'm sure someone will go with you if you ask publicly.

[wontdieifkilled]

But why would I want to go with a stranger when I could go with a friend? Not just that, the one who helped cheer me up?

[gandere]

Wouldn't I just put you in a bad mood? I was teasing you too much and now you want to actually spend time with me? I.. I don't get you.

[wontdieifkilled]

But you made a really good point. One I intend to act on. That makes up for everything.

[gandere]

R-Really? [ Even if she had intended to put distance between them, it stops with his words. ] Well, then let's stop wasting our time with this conversation. I'll meet you out in the hallway, alright?

[wontdieifkilled]

Sure. See you in a bit.

[gandere]

I'll see you then, Shirou!

[ She sounds way too cheerful as she hangs up. ]