first trauma [video]

[unpleasantries]

[Satori flips on the phone and angles the camera so her third eye is hidden from view. However, the yellow tendril attached to the side of her head is clearly visible. Also visible is the pet store behind her.

Without bothering to introduce herself (WHAT ARE SOCIAL SKILLS), she asks in a flat tone:]

Are pets allowed at the hotel?

Comments

[wontdieifkilled]

But you didn't ask how.

[unpleasantries]

Fair point.

On the other hand, it's a reasonable assumption to make that I'd like that information.

[wontdieifkilled]

Maybe, but do you really want to go off on a tangent now?

[unpleasantries]

I don't mind either way. It's not like I have anything better to do, so the only time you'll be wasting if we do is yours.

[wontdieifkilled]

But if I didn't have the time to waste, I could just end the call any time.

[unpleasantries]

Well, if you're one of those sickos who likes to waste time talking to girls he doesn't know, then by all means, continue along the tangent.

[wontdieifkilled]

What's so sick about getting to know a new person?

[unpleasantries]

I never said there was anything sick about getting to know new people. But there's definitely something creepy about being insistent on continuing pointless conversations with girls you don't know. I haven't even been here a day and I'm already starting to find patterns in how males your age think.

[She adjusts the position of the phone here, just to make sure her third eye is still out of view.]

[wontdieifkilled]

Whoa. Hey. Hold on. I am not like the average guy in that way.

[unpleasantries]

Isn't that exactly what a sicko would say to lower a girl's defenses?

[wontdieifkilled]

It's also exactly what a guy would say if he's not!

[unpleasantries]

Then you seem to have walked into quite a predicament, haven't you?

[wontdieifkilled]

...Hey, hold on! The burden of proof should be on the accuser, not the accused.

[unpleasantries]

And where did I accuse you of anything? I don't recall ever saying the words "You're a sicko." All we've done is talk about creepy guys, as far as I can remember.

...Though considering how defensive you're being...

[She trails off with a smirk.]

[wontdieifkilled]

Hey, hey, what happened to reading into implications?

[unpleasantries]

You're just digging your own grave at this point. I'd give up if I were you.

[wontdieifkilled]

...

...Yeah. I'm done.

[unpleasantries]

I didn't get the answer to my question, but I had a little fun, so I don't even mind.