０９❣❣ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｄｉｅ ｗｈｅｎ ｔｈｅｙ ｍｉｓｓ ａ ｇｉｒｌ’ｓ ｂｉｒｔｈｄａｙ

[gandere]

✘ VIDEO;

I just remembered something.

Last Saturday was my seventeenth birthday. [ Who cares what else is going on - this girl had a birthday and no one remembered it, herself included. ] I also remembered Shirou is very good at running away.

I'll even let you get a head start this time.

Comments

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Hey. Hey, wait a minute. Wait just a minute! How can you blame me for forgetting?!

[Video]

[gandere]

It wasn't all that difficult to do. See, first thing I did was make a call. Then the second thing I did was open my mouth. This is where it gets tricky, Shirou. I then proceeded to blame you for forgetting my birthday!!

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

But -- but it's not my fault! I had amnesia! You can't hold me accountable for something I had no control over!

[Video]

[gandere]

Oh, but it's convenient for you to remember that I came from your world, right!? [ She's screaming by this point. ] You even failed to tell me we were enemies!

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Enemies?! What are you talking about? We weren't enemies!

[Video]

[gandere]

Then how else would I know you're good at running away, you stupid coward!? You stupid coward who can't even remember my birthday!!

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

I already said that isn't my fault! If you want someone to blame, blame this place! Besides, if you're so convinced that we're enemies, why are you so upset over this?!

[Video]

[gandere]

Because you're just pissing me off with your excuses instead of just trying to make things right! I'm going to kill you the next time I see you, Shirou!

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Whoa, hey, can't we do this calmly? I-I bet I could find a way to make it up to you!

[Video]

[gandere]

Unlikely!

Be responsible for your actions already!

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

No, no, really! I mean -- hey Valentine's Day is coming up, right? Dinner! I'll pay!

[Video]

[gandere]

You're supposed to do something for me on Valentine's Day already! How does that make up for missing out on my birthday!?

[ Look at how she doesn't realize what she said. ]

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

--Wait, you were already expecting me to do something for you on Valentine's Day?

[Face turning red.]

[Video]

[gandere]

What does that have to do with our current conversation?

[ And why is his face so red? ]

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

You. Want me. To take you out...on the...the most romantic day of the year?

[Video]

[gandere]

Well, who else were you going to ask?

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Yeah, but. Does this mean that you...that you...

[No, he can't spit it out.]

[Video]

[gandere]

That what? That I knew you were going to ask me because you're too stupid to get another date?

[ Then it's almost as though she's flipped a switch to make herself serious. A solemn tone continues, the girl's frightening demeanor fading fast. ]

Or that I can say whatever I want and you'll just listen to it because it turns out we're from the same place, so any memory I regain is possibly one step closer to figuring out yourself?

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

N-no! That you like me as more than a friend!

[There we go, he just needed some prodding.]

[Video]

[gandere]

W-W-Wha!?

[ Great, the banshee is back to shrieking again. ]

How can you say something that bold!? How can you even think that!? I've never said anything of the sort! You take that accusation back before I really kill you!!

[ To further prove her point, she's blowing up her laundry basket. Good thing it was empty! ]

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Tha-that was just the impression you gave!

[Now visibly recoiling from the screen.]

[Video]

[gandere]

Shut up! It wasn't! It so wasn't!

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, then, how would you have interpreted it if I said, "I wanted you to ask me out for Valentine's Day?"

[Video]

[gandere]

I'd laugh at you for doing it wrong!

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

[Wow. Nitpicky much?]

Fine. "I want to ask you out for Valentine's Day."