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[The video feed comes on in a splatter of static, and its owner is heard before he's seen. The voice is an impertinent mid-tenor with no discernible inflection, or if there IS one it's been flattened by years of travel.]

--texting like a fourteen-year-old girl during study hall... oh hey, there it goes! Hahah, score one for humanity, zero for the machines!

[He view of an upside-down sky overturns and staring into the camera is a man somewhere in in the far edge of his twenties with scruffy brown hair and thick black glasses.]

Hey, Sirocco. Dude at the lab said I should introduce myself, and even though doing it kinda makes me feel like I'm at one big... memory-haver's-anonymous meeting, I guess it's a good idea. Name's Gordon. I have no idea what my last name is, or what the hell I'm even DOING here, but from what I understand that's pretty normal around here. So where are we exactly? I mean, what country is this? They were pretty quick to NOT answer that question in the lab, believe me I asked. It looks suspiciously like Canada...

wait, have I even been to Canada?

Eh, whatever. Is there anything else I ought to know while I'm at it? Oh yeah, also I'm rooming with a guy named uh... Booster? I'm headed that way, as soon as I can find the place.

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Yup. Zat you? Okay, I don't remember having a roommate before--man, I don't even remember if I went to college... this sucks. Anyway, I'll try to keep my stuff under control. Pretty easy, since I don't actually have anything right now.

Well that makes one of us. I've been on my own there for about a month, so the place is kind of a mess.

Pfft, hey as long as the CDC hasn't issued any warnings at your door and nothing's growing hair that isn't alive, I'm cool. I'll probably be spending most of my time working anyway. With no education to my name and nothing even CLOSE to a resume I'm staring down a grand career of flipping burgers and getting scalded by fry grease.

Whoa there, buddy, there's way less humiliating ways to get anemoi, no need to resort to anything like that.

Huh, guess you're right, I probably should keep my options open. That Tsuruya chick mentioned adventuring and something about busting up some weird blue things but... Iiiii dunno, something about chasing down honest-to-god monsters leaves a bad taste in my mouth. But hey, if you got ideas, I'll listen!

Oh god, no, leave the blue things to us professionals, you don't want to mess with those. Of course, I wouldn't recommend trying to take on even the more run-of-the-mill monsters until you remember something useful. Every once in a while, some of the locals will ask us to do odd jobs, that stuff's usually pretty easy, anybody could do it. Or if you're really impatient, you could ask for some spare anemoi, we keep some down at League HQ.

"Professionals? Oh hey... you're a member of the Justice League; the one Tsuruya was talking about! Hah, go figure... So, so far I know you guys keep a cache of anemoi and bust up monsters. Anything I'm missing?