001 - Video

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

[If you're watching this video, you'll see a white haired guy with a big goofy grin on his face, lounging on the couch in his suite, a mug of beer in hand.]

Okay, so let me get this straight. We were all brought here from wherever we all come from, which we don't remember, in order to help this lame city that can't keep itself populated. We're given a job just like that and all we have to do is fight monsters or whatever, and doing so will help us find gems that give us our memories back? This is so dumb, but whatever! At least there are fun things to do in the city, and I, the Awesome Gilbert, am good at fighting!

Also I have this whole apartment suite to myself! Sweet! Sucks to be you, losers who have to share!!! Kesesesese!!!!!!

Comments

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

How can you possibly know you are good at fighting?

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Mr. Congeniality. Geez.

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

I can feel it, obviously! All it takes it one look in the mirror and I know I'm a tough guy!!!

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

[He just smirks]

Not everyone can be as awesome as me, so I guess I can't blame you for being jealous~

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

How the hell did you get an ego like that to fit in an apartment all by itself anyway?!

[phantomizing.livejournal.com]

You're really drunk.

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

...Perhaps you've had enough beer for one evening?

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Kesesese, my ego is just the right size for someone as badass as me!

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

No I'm not!

[The sad thing is that he really isn't.]

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Nonsense, this is only the second glass!

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

Then either that alcohol is extremely potent, or you have a low tolerance.

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

The traits that breed toughness are discipline and diligence. You boast like a drunkard and a braggart.

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

You know, the real badasses don't have to brag about it.

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Hmph. I'm tough, I can feel it.

[That smug grin on his face is rather obnoxious, yes?]

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Never said I had to brag. I just want to.

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

What're you talking about? I'm still sober!!!

[Sad truth: he is.]

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

I find that rather difficult to believe, based on your behavior here.

[phantomizing.livejournal.com]

I find that hard to believe.

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

You are certain the feeling is not of alcohol solidifying in your bloodstream?

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

I'm only on my second beer, man. Come on, this is nothing.

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

Ah. Then perhaps it is the feeling of gross overcompensation.

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

...Jealousy is pretty unawesome, you know.

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Not like I need to prove anything anyway.

[He takes another long drink, grinning like an idiot.]

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Oi. There's nothing wrong with my behavior.

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

There is from where I'm standing.