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The Dave Signal!
This is what I get for daring to mention I was bored, isn't it?
Hey Justice League, there's a bunch of giant monsters rampaging around, furiously humping buildings into rubble. This is supposed to be your thing, isn't it? Get out there and save some fleeing citizens.
Hey Justice League, there's a bunch of giant monsters rampaging around, furiously humping buildings into rubble. This is supposed to be your thing, isn't it? Get out there and save some fleeing citizens.
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"Humping?"
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I really really wish I could say I was fucking with you.
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I'd hurry.
And bring some big firepower.
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Arriving on the scene reveals what can only be described as the giant lovechild of Cthulhu and a koala, doing, well, more or less what Dave described it doing.]
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...What in the world...
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Trace, on.
[Shirou focused inwards, into the hill where all of his swords were. A dozen legendary swords appeared and flew at the monster.]
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Koalathulhu roared in pain, but didn't seem seriously hurt. Just angry.]
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[This said right before Gordon ducks a predatory dive, as what looks like a diseased dragonfly from hell streaks past him on a rooftop. He twists around and fires on the retreating twenty-foot arthropod with his pistol. That only seems to piss it off, however.]
Jeezus, I'm going to need a submachine gun just to take this thing down! Has anyone actually SEEN these things appear yet? Anyone know where they come from?
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[There's an angry screech and a violent jostling of the camera and suddenly the roof he'd been standing on is not there anymore. The phone is quickly attached to his hip and can see the man clinging to the fourty-foot insect's legs. He draws up his pistol again and fires, this time at the powerful muscles behind one of the wings. The creature shrieks and goes into a tailspin, and all hell breaks loose in a crash-landing that leaves the camera staring up at the sky and one spasmodically-twitching wingtip.]
[There's a long silence, and then finally:]
...ugh, GOD that sucked...
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Well there is that crazy witch we met out in the swamp.
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[The phone leaves the ground and Gordon is again front and center, this time splattered with greenish insect goo and trying to ignore this fact as hard as he can.]
You know, I wanted to talk to you about that. Misery, was her name? What was Joachim talking about when he mentioned people getting eaten? [Pause.] Wait, is the building-humper still there?
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I don't THINK she ate anyone while I was around...
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So... unconfirmed. Right. He also mentioned creating some kind of toaster-golem out of one of his own minions. You know, that sounded less insane in my head. You think that transformation might have something to do with this?
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Yeah, that's a pretty good way of putting it. It's probably not her then, but I can't believe this is all a coincidence.
[He takes off his glasses to look at the splatter, and considers...] I'll be right back. Gonna go collect a sample.
[And for the next few seconds, the camera looks away but he can hear some screeching and angry grumbling. It's probably better not to ask.]
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...Humping? I...can't tell if you're serious or just messing around.
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...Really?
[yeah that's the best he could do.]
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[Perhaps your video feed is wonky. Maybe your contrast is off or something? Because John appears to be green right now.]
Does anyone know what the heck is going on?
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Although that would explain all the monsters....
[And possibly his new found 'skin condition.']