third_alternative: (the face of evil is feeling giddy)
Rex ([personal profile] third_alternative) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2012-03-20 11:05 pm

[video] look at my life, look at my choices. *weeps*

Oh man, guys, I never thought I'd be saying this, but the library's got the greatest stuff!

I know how it looks, but this book-- [he holds up this book] --is really great. It's got this action hero traveling through time and taking on all these adventures, and he falls in love with this woman, even though he knows it can't last! And they're both keeping secrets from each other, trying not to hurt each other but they're really just making it worse in the long run. Just listen to it:

[He opens the book to a random page and reads.]
"She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs."

See?

[Wait, no, he's getting too excited. That's seriously uncool. He puts on a grumpier face, to make it look like he's not actually that interested.]

...It's way more exciting than anything going on around here, anyway.

((OOC: 1% on El Amor De La Pasion Del Amor, and his love of shitty Spanish soap operas and trashy romance.))
planet_rin: (Thinking of four things at once)

[personal profile] planet_rin 2012-03-21 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Can abs actually gallop?
nomen_est_numen: (wtf)

[personal profile] nomen_est_numen 2012-03-21 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
"'Galloping... abs?' That has got to be a misprint."
life_is_megas_wonderful: (lol-fang-tan!)

[personal profile] life_is_megas_wonderful 2012-03-21 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So you're saying he's built like a horse?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[personal profile] has_a_blog 2012-03-21 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
This sounds like a masterpiece for the ages.
dentistwannabe: (brb facepalming forever)

[personal profile] dentistwannabe 2012-03-21 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, that sounds like one of my mom's telenovelas.
life_is_megas_wonderful: (lol-fang-tan!)

[personal profile] life_is_megas_wonderful 2012-03-21 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
*You're gonna have to wait for a while for a proper response. She's kind of in hysterics now.*
planet_rin: (There's a cloud)

[personal profile] planet_rin 2012-03-21 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't have a whole lot of abs experience. I'm not exactly sporting a six pack.
trustycrowbar: (What..?)

[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-03-21 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
That certainly is, uh... nuanced, Rex.
life_is_megas_wonderful: (Ho ho ho.)

[personal profile] life_is_megas_wonderful 2012-03-21 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahaha, oh man, there's no way I'm explaining it now! Hahahahaha!
planet_rin: (There should be a word for this)

[personal profile] planet_rin 2012-03-21 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's some kind of rare condition.
trustycrowbar: (You're kidding right?)

[personal profile] trustycrowbar 2012-03-21 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, just out of curiosity, you ever try something... [that you didn't have to shoulder an old lady out of the way for] ...something from another part of the library?
dentistwannabe: (like i'm gonna believe that)

[personal profile] dentistwannabe 2012-03-21 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd be quicker to list what isn't wrong with them.
nomen_est_numen: (wtf)

[personal profile] nomen_est_numen 2012-03-21 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"... I can't help but wonder what sort of a sound they'd make."

[personal profile] hatefriendleader 2012-03-22 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
All inscrutable debate on human anatomical function aside, that actually looks a lot less shitty than most of your species' literature.
thevesselofhiswish: (I had so many dreams)

video

[personal profile] thevesselofhiswish 2012-03-22 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
That book really looks amusing.

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