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[82the8th]

Helloooooooo, humans!
Tod8y I have a question for you.
Have you ever heard of a g8me called SGRU8?
Or something like that. I don't know what they would call it on other planets.
Derse? Prospit? Skaia? The Incisisphere? Is any of this ringing a 8ell, or do I have to deal with 8eing more interesting than everyone else AGAIN???????

Katkart doesn't count, 8ecause he'd 8e a 8oring loser no matter what we had in common.

Comments

[82the8th]

Has anyone ever told you that you are very perceptive?

[all_onis_are_true]

I don't know, has anybody ever told you you're predictable?

So what is this game, exactly?

[82the8th]

It is the most important g8me in the multiverse.
A g8me that determines which universes live and which die.

[all_onis_are_true]

In other words, the most perfect game for you ever.

[82the8th]

Exactly!!!!!!!!
No wonder I was chosen as a pl8yer.

[all_onis_are_true]

*He's not sure whether she gets sarcasm or just chooses to ignore it.*

So did you save the universe, then?

[82the8th]

I don't know, may8e?
I can't fucking remem8er!!!!!!!!
Ugh, this pl8ce can get really frustr8ting.

[all_onis_are_true]

*You're talking to someone who isn't even sure what his real past is anymore.*

I can agree with that, at least.