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Helloooooooo, humans!
Tod8y I have a question for you.
Have you ever heard of a g8me called SGRU8?
Or something like that. I don't know what they would call it on other planets.
Derse? Prospit? Skaia? The Incisisphere? Is any of this ringing a 8ell, or do I have to deal with 8eing more interesting than everyone else AGAIN???????
Katkart doesn't count, 8ecause he'd 8e a 8oring loser no matter what we had in common.
Tod8y I have a question for you.
Have you ever heard of a g8me called SGRU8?
Or something like that. I don't know what they would call it on other planets.
Derse? Prospit? Skaia? The Incisisphere? Is any of this ringing a 8ell, or do I have to deal with 8eing more interesting than everyone else AGAIN???????
Katkart doesn't count, 8ecause he'd 8e a 8oring loser no matter what we had in common.
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this shit sounds really familiar but i cant place where from or what it means
please please tell me i didnt have to deal with your before i came here
i dont think i could take it
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You could 8e from one of the enemy teams that I inevita8ly annihil8ted.
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i dont think memory fairies could have erased such an abject humiliation
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So what is this game, exactly?
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A g8me that determines which universes live and which die.
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No wonder I was chosen as a pl8yer.
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So did you save the universe, then?
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I can't fucking remem8er!!!!!!!!
Ugh, this pl8ce can get really frustr8ting.
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I can agree with that, at least.
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But I can conjecture.
Let's see, single-word titles unironically implying a Big Wide World to explore?
I'll be nice here and guess it's one of those weird-ass sandbox things that have no set goal, no sequence of events and no way to win. And I'm sure you're great at it.
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Yes, it has a 8ig world to explore.
No, there is a veeeeeeeery important goal.
No, it isn't unwinna8le.
Yes, I am gr8 at it. ::::)
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also.....
katkart?
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Does that make it a computer g8me?
The answer is who cares!!!!!!!!
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it sounds weird.
is it fun?
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I mean, it's only the most important g8me ever cre8ted!!!!!!!!
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most important game ever?
that sounds impressive.
what kind of game is it?
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You humans might not even consider it to 8e one. It is far too dangerous.
If the players don't cl8im victory, then a lot of people would die. Every8ody, in fact.
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because of a game?
sounds serious.
but i guess after you win and save everybody, you'd be a hero!
[Because there's no way you'd lose, right?]
WRONG COLOR'D
That's why I'm the perfect choice for a pl8yer.
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So logically speaking, I o8viously won! Duh.
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so i guess you won all kinds of fabulous prizes?
a parade in your honor?
piles of riches?
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8ut I mean, pro8a8ly!!!!!!!!
That's what you get for s8ving the entire universe.
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i wish there was a way to remember things faster.
so how long have you been in the city?
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The people who showed up 8efore I did weren't all that gr8.
You might as well consider me the 8aseline.
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what's the fastest way to collect anemoi?