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[82the8th]

Helloooooooo, humans!
Tod8y I have a question for you.
Have you ever heard of a g8me called SGRU8?
Or something like that. I don't know what they would call it on other planets.
Derse? Prospit? Skaia? The Incisisphere? Is any of this ringing a 8ell, or do I have to deal with 8eing more interesting than everyone else AGAIN???????

Katkart doesn't count, 8ecause he'd 8e a 8oring loser no matter what we had in common.

Comments

[82the8th]

Yes, it is veeeeeeeery fun!
I mean, it's only the most important g8me ever cre8ted!!!!!!!!

[theheirofbreath]

hehe
most important game ever?
that sounds impressive.
what kind of game is it?

[82the8th]

A completely unique kind of g8me!!!!!!!!
You humans might not even consider it to 8e one. It is far too dangerous.
If the players don't cl8im victory, then a lot of people would die. Every8ody, in fact.

[theheirofbreath]

everybody?
because of a game?
sounds serious.
but i guess after you win and save everybody, you'd be a hero!

[Because there's no way you'd lose, right?]

WRONG COLOR'D

[82the8th]

Exactly!!!!!!!!
That's why I'm the perfect choice for a pl8yer.

[theheirofbreath]

so did you win?

[82the8th]

I'm alive, aren't I?
So logically speaking, I o8viously won! Duh.

[theheirofbreath]

o8viously.
so i guess you won all kinds of fabulous prizes?
a parade in your honor?
piles of riches?

[82the8th]

Technically I don't remem8er
8ut I mean, pro8a8ly!!!!!!!!
That's what you get for s8ving the entire universe.

[theheirofbreath]

yeah, it kind of sucks how the memories we get back never seem to give us the whole picture.
i wish there was a way to remember things faster.
so how long have you been in the city?

[82the8th]

Pretty much as long as any8ody!
The people who showed up 8efore I did weren't all that gr8.
You might as well consider me the 8aseline.

[theheirofbreath]

so then i might as well ask the expert.
what's the fastest way to collect anemoi?