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[kaboobya]

It's been a while since I remembered anything useful--[ A pause to consider if she should tell people what she's learned in between now and then. ]--but today is different! Well, I'm not sure if this is a good day to say it because I'm told only a fool would believe anything today, but that's alright. I'm just so excited I have to get it out!

[ Placing the phone down on a desk, she steps back and attempts to twirl around in excitement. Losing her balance, she stumbles around a bit before giving the grand announcement: ]

I'm a princess! [ Ta-da! ] Isn't that cool♪ Apparently the world I rule over is called Kagura Amahara. That's right, I'm no ordinary princess! Most princesses have a kingdom, but I have an entire world. It doesn't make any sense because how can I fight if I'm a princess?

Oh! Maybe I'm some kind of stand-in princess. Like a double! [ She'll laugh as she moves to pick up the device again. ] Pretending to be the princess so whenever some assassin comes up, BAM! I get them instead! Isn't that cooler instead?

Comments

[kaboobya]

Don't call my servants whores! [ Whoosh and all. ] Besides, I bet they dressed moderately nice even if they were!

[not_good_not_wicked]

What? Why would I call them something weird like that?

[kaboobya]

Isn't that what you said? [ U N S U R E ] Or did I misunderstand?

[not_good_not_wicked]

HoarDes. Like a whole bunch of them.