100% useless

[very_model_of]

[Salarians don't sleep a lot, only one hour a night. But sleep they do. Mordin woke up after only half an hour, got a notebook, and immediately started writing furiously.

About thirty pages later, he stopped and started going back over what he had written, then made a video post.]

Complete biological knowledge of Turian anatomy. Hmm. Was hoping first memory would be...useful in some form.

[hella backdated to when Mordin moved in]

[John Egbert! of room 413! There is a space alien in your room!]

[1% on medical knowledge of Turians.]

Comments

[Video]

[trustycrowbar]

Well... at least you remember something now. Useless or not, it means progress.

So, what's a Taurian?

Re: [Video]

[very_model_of]

Turian. Alien sentient species native to planet Palaven.

Re: [Video]

[trustycrowbar]

Ah, right. [Of course Salarians weren't the only sentient race there. How silly of him.] You have any idea how many more there are where you come from?

[very_model_of]

How many more Turians? Billions.

[trustycrowbar]

I mean how many more species.

[very_model_of]

Ah...yes, of course.

Remember about a dozen sentient species offhand. Don't you?

[trustycrowbar]

Actually no. From home? Just human, nothing else.

[That he remembers anyway...]

Took me a while just to get used the different species here in Sirocco.

[very_model_of]

No way even humans would not know of galactic community. Support for many worlds theory proposed earlier.

By yourself, I believe.

[trustycrowbar]

[Oh really.]

You're figuring the many-worlds model too, eh? It's more or less a given, though I have yet to come up with a suitable manifold scheme... thaaaaat's only a matter of time, trust me.

[very_model_of]

Not sure yet. Too many unknowns to call for sure. Don't even remember last name.

[trustycrowbar]

I hear you. But I'm still going with that as the working theory, since it seems to explain most all the weird shit that's happened around here.

[video]

[canthandleacape]

A Turian, is that what you are?

[very_model_of]

Salarian. Turians completely different. Have not seen any since first memories in Sirocco.

[canthandleacape]

That's no surprise. We're pretty low on alien life besides those gray kids. And birds, I guess. What's a Turian look like?

[very_model_of]

Humanoid, grayish, on average slightly taller larger than humans, has metallic carapace and mandibles, backwards swept fins on head. Fond of face paint, aggressive.

[canthandleacape]

Doesn't ring any bells for me, but as far as aliens go, I haven't really met a whole lot.

[very_model_of]

But you have met some?

[canthandleacape]

Oh, sure. I used to work with a Martian back home.

[very_model_of]

Interesting. Not familiar with Martians, but given present state that does not mean they do not exist.

[Action]

[theheirofbreath]

[Yeah, there sure is.

cool.]

Hi! Are you my new roommate?

[very_model_of]

Correct.

Hmm, was assuming all amnesiacs adults. Will need to alter several theories.

[theheirofbreath]

Why were you assuming that?

Anyway, I'm John! What's your name?

[very_model_of]

Hadn't seen any. Attempting to find common attributes between all victims. May reveal motivations. Cause of amensia.

Mordin.

[theheirofbreath]

For a while I thought maybe all the victims were people who had special powers. But it's hard to tell when half the people here aren't sure if they do.

Maybe they've just got some kind of big cosmic randomizer.

[very_model_of]

Special Powers? Have heard references to magic and other such things. Perhaps some common thread. Worth investigation.

Must ask. Do you have any "Special Powers"?

[theheirofbreath]

[he shrugs.]

Maybe. It's hard to tell....

See, this thing happened once. And I kind of feel like I caused it, but I don't actually know.