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[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

[Action]

[After that completely innocent announcement, the Clown's been pretty quiet. However the city has not!]

*BRIIIIIIIIIING BRIIIIIIIIIIIII! WHOOPWHOP INSERT KLAXONS*

[For example: One of the few banks left open in the city is wailing out with alarms as inside an ordinary looking middle-aged man is laugh manically, shooting staples at the wall - pinning a narcoleptic security guard's lapel to the wall - he's shouting]

You said that you can have these? Not I the Office Supplinator! Hand over those pens, papers, and everything you're not suppose to have and no one will have to face - REJECTION!

[The customers and tellers stayed low, completely baffled by this crazy man but are afraid to draw attention - who will save them now?]

Comments

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

what the hell kind of a name is that? sounds like a total nutcase. why would you go to a bank just to break a copier?

[rookierabbit]

Maybe because he is a "total nutcase", as you put it. I believe he was demanding pens, paper and office supplies instead of money.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

*A rather long pause.*

you know, if it were anybody other than you, i'd swear you were putting me on. seriously?

[rookierabbit]

Yes, old man, seriously. Hurry up, I'm not going to give him another concussion if he wakes up and you're not yet here with anything to restrain him.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

all right, all right, i'm going i'm going! sheesh.

*Sure enough, he's there in a few minutes in armor, with handcuffs.*

Right, so where's Mr. Office Depot again?

[rookierabbit]

Right here.

[Pointing towards the middle-aged man lying in a heap of copier machine parts and probably bits of the wall.]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

THAT'S our guy? I've seen insurance salesmen that looked more intimidating! Geez, must've had a bad day at the office or something.

*He walks over to clap the cuffs on him.*

[rookierabbit]

He probably needs to go to the hospital. I may have caused a concussion.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Phew, yeah, looks like you walloped him good. Almost seems like it was overkill. Ah well.

*He hoists the guy over his shoulder.*

You coming?