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[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

[ACTION; HIGH ON THE BUILDINGS OF ANEMOI]

*"Oi! Stop right there!"

"Bwa ha ha ha ha! There's no stopping me! I, the Soda Popper, will see this city drown!

"The Soda Popper? ...you're kidding me, right?"

"Don't take me so lightly, you green and white fool! Taste my fizzy destruction!"

*shakeshakeshake FZZZZZZZPLASH*

"Ha ha ha! See how my special soda erodes your armor? Now it's only a matter of time before it eats into your flesh!"

"..."

[VIDEO]

*Kotetsu is in the foreground, with a brown liquid dripping from him. Behind him, a somewhat overweight pimply kid lies unconscious, with a truly ridiculous amound of soda spilling out from a broken container on his back.*

Got another friggin' idiot up here. Was spraying soda on the cars below and cackling about causing chaos or something. What's making all these weirdos come outta the woodwork lately?

...And anybody got a towel?

Comments

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

I can bring one to you. Want to meet up at HQ?

Re: [Video]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Yeah, sure. Gonna drop this idiot off at the jail first. Man, why are we getting nothing but lame dumbasses lately? It's like that stupid clown got all the other nutcases thinking they gotta do weird crap.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

I know. Most nights I don't even get to bed until after the date changes. I'll head over and wait for you.

Re: [Video]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Thanks kid. Man, I'd almost take a regular bank robbery over this stuff.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

I wouldn't. These people are less of a threat.

Re: [Video]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Yeah, but there sure are a lot of them. I don't think I've had a decent break all week!

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Yeah...that's the real problem. They're running us ragged just by how many of them there are.

Re: [Video]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Man, I used to go solo a lot as a young guy, but damnit, we could REALLY use some extra recruits for this if it's gonna keep up.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Maybe. We've got a lot of people who can fight -- maybe we can give them incentive to help?

Re: [Video]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Like what? If you don't got the drive for it, we don't really have the funds right now for anything fancy.

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Um. We don't have to offer them money. Maybe services? I mean, I'm a good cook, so I could cook dinner for a week for somebody or something.

Re: [Video]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Hey, if it works, it works. Gotta say I'm a little cynical, but maybe that's just 'cause I'm older.