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[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

[ACTION; HIGH ON THE BUILDINGS OF ANEMOI]

*"Oi! Stop right there!"

"Bwa ha ha ha ha! There's no stopping me! I, the Soda Popper, will see this city drown!

"The Soda Popper? ...you're kidding me, right?"

"Don't take me so lightly, you green and white fool! Taste my fizzy destruction!"

*shakeshakeshake FZZZZZZZPLASH*

"Ha ha ha! See how my special soda erodes your armor? Now it's only a matter of time before it eats into your flesh!"

"..."

[VIDEO]

*Kotetsu is in the foreground, with a brown liquid dripping from him. Behind him, a somewhat overweight pimply kid lies unconscious, with a truly ridiculous amound of soda spilling out from a broken container on his back.*

Got another friggin' idiot up here. Was spraying soda on the cars below and cackling about causing chaos or something. What's making all these weirdos come outta the woodwork lately?

...And anybody got a towel?

Comments

[video]

[gogoghostpowers]

I guess that makes sense, if you did this sort of thing back home. ...You did, right?

Do you know why they're all showing up all of a sudden...?

Re: [video]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Pretty much my entire career, yeah. Though usually not against such STUPID ideas.

Danged if I know. Wish I did. Maybe we could cut 'em off at the pass or something.

[video]

[gogoghostpowers]

Yeah...soda is a pretty dumb idea, isn't it? Heh.

That's a good idea...

Is there anything I can do to help?

Re: [video]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Not unless you got some sorta secret power I don't know about. Just watch out for anything suspicious, okay?

[video]

[gogoghostpowers]

...That's all?

Re: [video]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Pretty much!

[video]

[gogoghostpowers]

...Right. Got it.