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[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

[ACTION; HIGH ON THE BUILDINGS OF ANEMOI]

*"Oi! Stop right there!"

"Bwa ha ha ha ha! There's no stopping me! I, the Soda Popper, will see this city drown!

"The Soda Popper? ...you're kidding me, right?"

"Don't take me so lightly, you green and white fool! Taste my fizzy destruction!"

*shakeshakeshake FZZZZZZZPLASH*

"Ha ha ha! See how my special soda erodes your armor? Now it's only a matter of time before it eats into your flesh!"

"..."

[VIDEO]

*Kotetsu is in the foreground, with a brown liquid dripping from him. Behind him, a somewhat overweight pimply kid lies unconscious, with a truly ridiculous amound of soda spilling out from a broken container on his back.*

Got another friggin' idiot up here. Was spraying soda on the cars below and cackling about causing chaos or something. What's making all these weirdos come outta the woodwork lately?

...And anybody got a towel?

Comments

[rainbowbrush]

So? More for me to beat up! This is fun!

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Hey hey hey now! Being a hero is good and all, but don't forget the real point is to save people and bring bad guys to justice, not just to beat them up!

[rainbowbrush]

But if I beat them up they'll realize how dumb they are.

And maybe something about justice too.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Yeah, but you're not supposed to ENJOY the beating up process!

[rainbowbrush]

Why not? That's the best part!