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[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

[ACTION; HIGH ON THE BUILDINGS OF ANEMOI]

*"Oi! Stop right there!"

"Bwa ha ha ha ha! There's no stopping me! I, the Soda Popper, will see this city drown!

"The Soda Popper? ...you're kidding me, right?"

"Don't take me so lightly, you green and white fool! Taste my fizzy destruction!"

*shakeshakeshake FZZZZZZZPLASH*

"Ha ha ha! See how my special soda erodes your armor? Now it's only a matter of time before it eats into your flesh!"

"..."

[VIDEO]

*Kotetsu is in the foreground, with a brown liquid dripping from him. Behind him, a somewhat overweight pimply kid lies unconscious, with a truly ridiculous amound of soda spilling out from a broken container on his back.*

Got another friggin' idiot up here. Was spraying soda on the cars below and cackling about causing chaos or something. What's making all these weirdos come outta the woodwork lately?

...And anybody got a towel?

Comments

[canthandleacape]

I told you he'd be hard to catch. If this is the Joker's work, then this definitely isn't all there is to it. Try not to stretch yourself too thin, Tiger, we need to be ready for whatever might come next.

[trustycrowbar]

[Tiger? That's Kotetsu's handle? Now that he thinks about it, it would make sense that they'd use pseudonyms, since they're superheroes and all...]

Hey, remember you guys aren't alone in this. If you manage find a sample of anything suspicious or evidence to a brainwashing medium or whatever, let me know. I can analyze it at the Labs and then we'll have a better idea what the hell's going on with these people.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Ugh, fine. I'll do what I can, I guess. This clown is such a pain in the ass.