[video]

[planet_rin]

[Sky video! Oh wait, no. Ceiling video. Also, acute observation may suggest that Rin is at least a little bit drunk. Again.]

[Long pause.]

I was looking at myself in the mirror and I thought,

reflections are creepy.

It's not just me, right? My reflection has eyes and moves around. If I look at it, it looks back. But it's not alive. What's up with that. It freaks me out.

I want an orange but they are hard to peel.

Comments

[snippysnipe]

That depends. How hard do you think it is to peel an orange when you're sober?

[planet_rin]

Very messy. Juice everywhere. Feet bad for peeling.

[snippysnipe]

[Squinting at the video screen.]

You don't have arms?

[planet_rin]

Two fewer than the usual number.

[snippysnipe]

[He snorts.]

Tough luck. You know how you lost 'em?

[planet_rin]

As far as I can remember, I never had them to begin with.

[snippysnipe]

So there's a chance you've been crippled since birth?

Sounds like a good reason to be drunk.

[planet_rin]

Drinking is its own reward.

[snippysnipe]

That depends.

You oughta know getting drunk by yourself is a pretty sad thing reserved for depressed old saps.

[planet_rin]

Really? That is bad. I don't know if I am a sap, but I'm pretty sure 'old' kicks in somewhere after 20, not before it.

[snippysnipe]

Point is, drinking alone is depressing.

This city has to have a few taverns, so go to one of those.

[planet_rin]

No good. Too many people looking at me funny.

[snippysnipe]

Pah. If you became a regular, they'd get used to you.

[planet_rin]

I will give this advice more thought when I am sober.

[snippysnipe]

Yeah? You should try hard to remember it, because I'm not gonna waste time reminding you.

[planet_rin]

Unfortunately, I am better at forgetting things than at remembering them. Especially when drunk.

[snippysnipe]

That's the way it is for most people.

It's also not my problem.