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*Something's gnawing at Kotetsu. Like a desperate urge. He tries to distract himself from it by kicking the butts of a few more low level villains, but eventually he can't seem to fight it anymore.*

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RIGHT! I have no idea why I feel like I need to mention ANY OF THIS CRAP, but I can't take it anymore! Guys! I brush my teeth while I'm in the bath! I always clip my nails too short! It's really freaking stupid but I end up really liking any actresses that show up in my dreams! I WAS FREAKING NUMBER 6 OUT OF 7 ON THE HEROES LIST BEFORE BUNNY SHOWED UP AND BECAME MY PARTNER! There! I said it! I don't even know why because it's not like they were weighing on my head but it's like a big freaking burden's been lifted!

Okay! I'm gonna go drink myself into an alcoholic stupor now! BYE.

((OOC: 1% on his ranking before meeting Bunny.))

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Oh, now you're offended. For a second there, it seemed like you were willing to accept that you sounded like a moron.

I DID sound like a moron, but that doesn't mean you gotta be an asshole about it!

My mistake. I thought I was talking to a grown man who wouldn't start whining about hurt feelings.

Oh my GOD you're almost as obnoxious as the freaking Joker!

The Joker?

You mean there isn't more than one?

Don't even kid about that! The Joker's a total nutbar! Booster says he's a murderous nutcase! You wouldn't wanna mess with him unprepared!

Really? So let's say I took him down. Would I get some kind of reward?

Yeah, probably -- damnit!

Look, don't just go running off after this guy without knowing anything about him! That's a great way to get yourself killed no matter how frigging awesome you think you are!

You're not talking to a bumbling fool. I know what I've doing, and I wouldn't go after someone without any kind of plan.

Look, thanks, but you should just leave this to the Justice League. It's what we're here for, anyway. You'd probably get bigger rewards running around outside town anyway, and you wouldn't be possibly messing up something that's already kinda delicate.

Oh, I'm sure the city is perfectly safe with guys like you in charge. Protecting this place can't be much harder than trimming your toenails, after all.

Hey, don't make it sound like some sorta child's game! This is serious stuff you know!

That was sarcasm, by the way. For some reason I felt like I needed to tell you that.

Anyway, I know it's serious, idiot. That's why there should be competent people running the show, not guys like you.

Hah! Like you'd do it any better! Okay, Mr. Smarty Pants, but don't say I didn't warn you! I'm just waiting to have to bail your ass out when you get in too deep!

Prison is the last place any of you dolts would find me. Thanks for the warning, though.

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