Shenanigans

[has_a_blog]

[Video]

-ith extra cheese and-

...Fuck.

Just bumped a timetable. What's today's date?

Comments

[video]

[canthandleacape]

It's--uhh, hold on a minute, let me check.

[Doot doot fiddling with his phone real quick until he gets a date.]

May 9th already? That can't be right....

[has_a_blog]

What do you mean that can't be right? You mean like "Jeepers how the time flies" can't be right or "Holy shit we're caught in a temporal paradox" can't be right?

[canthandleacape]

Well, it does feel like I've been doing the exact same thing every day for the past couple of weeks.

[has_a_blog]

So the question is if you're stuck in a time loop or just really boring. Want me to go take a look?

[canthandleacape]

You don't want to, I already know it's the boring answer.

[has_a_blog]

As usual, Sirocco proves to be the life of the fucking party.

[kaboobya]

I'll take one without the extra cheese!

[ He was ordering, right? ]

[has_a_blog]

Why are you telling ME?

[kaboobya]

Weren't you ordering? I'm hungry, so I would appreciate a bit of lunch too.

[has_a_blog]

You don't even know what I was ordering. Just that it had a lot of cheese.

[kaboobya]

Well, what would you order with a lot of cheese if not something good?

[ video ]

[overwinters]

You bumped a what?

[has_a_blog]

A violent, homosexual porpoise.

[overwinters]

No way, you said timetable, timetable! It had something to do with time instead, right? Or else it wouldn't be in its name!

[has_a_blog]

Sounds like you've got a pretty good idea of what's going on already.

[overwinters]

[ a huff. ]

No, I don't..! If I knew what was going on, I wouldn't have asked you to begin with!

[wontdieifkilled]

It's May 9th. What date were you in?

[has_a_blog]

Two weeks ago. What'd I miss?

[wontdieifkilled]

Just more supervillain wannabes and Honesty Day.

[has_a_blog]

The hell is Honesty Day?

[wontdieifkilled]

A day when everyone can only say the truth and feel compelled to talk.

[trustycrowbar]

A time... table...

Okay, I'll bite. What exactly is a time table? Is that one of the gizmos you made with the alchemiter?

[has_a_blog]

Probably. I had it with me when I showed up, but it's got that feel to it.

[trustycrowbar]

Is it always that sensitive? Maybe you ougtta put the thing out of the way somewhere. If just bumping it does THAT, then if that thing gets broken during a rowdy party or something this place might all go up in a puff of gluons, neutrinos and heavy particles.

[Nevermind that THE DAMN THING SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SCREW WITH TIME LIKE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE-okay, okay... it's cool, it's cool. This is Sirocco. Things work strange around here.]

[has_a_blog]

Eh. I'm pretty sure it won't happen again.