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[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

Helloooooooo everyone! [ A youthful voice with vigor is loud and clear. Yet, the camera doesn't pick up anything besides the familiar ceiling of one of the apartments. ] I'm not quite sure what I'm doing or even how I arrived here in the first place. It's sort of one big mess, isn't it? Well, I should introduce myself just in case there's others out there like me. You know, who are lost and have no idea what to do or where to go or who to talk to. I don't think I'm a bad person, but since I lack memories telling me if I am or not, I apologize in advance if I am.

[ Then suddenly breasts. Well, they are pretty noticeable, but maybe the clueless expression on her face might attract more attention. ]

My name is Kaguya and I have nooooo idea about anything! [ Bringing her hand to wave. ] I think it's nice to meet you! Unless I'm some kind of wanted bounty hunter. In that case, could you not turn me in until I remember my crimes? I think I'd turn myself in if I was, but I never know! Oh! Does anyone else here think they might be associated with crime? Is it stupid of me to talk in this kind of manner when I might be? Sheesh, I don't think I'd make a good villain if I'm giving myself away so freely!

[ A blank look as though she's run out of things to talk about. Which is the truth. She has run out of ideas. ]

Um, so does anyone want to talk? I'm good at listening! I think. It's kind of hard to try to sell yourself to a crowd you can't see and especially if you can't remember anything! Take some pity on the girl and help her a bit, won't you please?

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Ah, same to you...

[Oh shit time to think about the words that were being said while there were tits on screen]

What was your name again?

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[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

Um, I think I just said it. [ A gasp! ] Oh no, don't tell me you're forgetting things so soon! There's no hope for someone like me if someone with a title like your own is forgetting stuff in the middle of our conversation!

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[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

Hm, I don't know. Is our trip one I have to plan for? I didn't really think that we would be traveling far..

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

Oh, we won't be traveling far at all. I just wanted to make sure you had everything you wanted to bring, like a purse or something else.

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[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

A purse? What's that?

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[That was one of the last responses Ky had been expecting.]

Er, a purse is a type of bag that many women carry their valuables in when they go somewhere.

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Hey! The Awesome Me doesn't just forget things!

[Aside from the whole memory loss upon arrival thing but that's different]

I was just joking! You said it was...Yaguka, right? Or something.

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

[Like so many others before him, and countless others after, it is... kinda hard not to stare for a bit.]

That, ah... that is quite the imagination you possess, milady...

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[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're the Awesome Me Gilbert With An Awesome Title?

[ His name is starting to get harder and harder to remember. ]

Yaguka? Did I really say that? [ Oh nooooooo, she's been giving away the wrong name this entire time!? ] What am I going to do?

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[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

Oh, is it? I don't really carry anything like that. Usually that's the responsibility of someone else. I think. It doesn't seem like something I would do.

[ Plus, she carries enough weight as is. Why would anyone ask her to carry anything else? ]

[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

[ There's plenty of her to stare at so stare at the content of one's heart... ]

Is it? I don't know whether I should thank you or not for the compliment.

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

[TRYING NOT TO. ...totally peeking.]

I-I meant no offense, milady! That was not my intention, truly.

[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

Then what was your intention?

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

Just... it was a very... interesting approach to sudden amnesia. I have yet to meet anyone else who immediately assumed they might be a criminal.

[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

Well, why else would I want to forget everything? Only a criminal who wanted to avoid being cast as guilty would do that!

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

...Er.

[Point taken. She's going to have enough back problems to worry about without a purse.

But on topic, again, Ky wasn't expecting that kind of a response.]

...Well, then, shall we go?

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[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

Yes, but-

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[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

3/3

[frumpyface.livejournal.com]

That's... actually quite a valid point.

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[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

[ Such is the sad life of this princess. ]

Right, let's go on our quest for knowledge! That's what this sort of thing is called, right? No, wait, it's an expedition!

[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

So maybe everyone who has come here is--[ A louder gasp than usual. ]--a criminal!!

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, but that's pretty different from admitting to pretty much the entire world if you did something that bad.

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

...Not quite. It's just a tour of the city. Or, rather, the locations within the city that I'm familiar with.

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[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

But if the opportunity presents itself, we'll explore beyond what you know, right?

[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

How else would I get captured if I don't?