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[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

[Action]

[Slick is not a man who minces words. Or uses them at all if he doesn't have a threat to deliver, something to complain about, something like that. And, well, he has some questions, but mostly he's just operating under the assumption that he's in enemy territory and took a nasty blow to the head. As he has no keys on his person, it more than stands to reason that the minivan parked near the corner is an enemy minivan. He may not have his memories, but he does have a big honking iron club shaped like a horse's head, and dammit, it's high time for him to do what comes naturally.

The car alarm stops going off after he manages to cave the hood in on the engine.]


[Later; Video]

So I guess nobody remembers anything around here. And the ugly torsos in charge can give you your memories back, but only after you mine some fancy gems for 'em. How convenient.

You're all fuckin' suckers. This is a free labor racket if I ever saw one. Makes me sick; you stupid mooks fall for it like a ton of retarded bricks while the assholes in the lab make off to the pawn-shop with all their precious anemu or whataretheycalled. I ain't buyin' it!

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[voice]

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Well, what else are we supposed to do to get our memories back?

Re: [voice]

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

Heh. Heh.

I can think of a thing or two to do to make these mammalian motherfuckers give up on the scam.

[voice]

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

[Mammalian? That's a strange way to put it.]

...Like what?

1/2

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

[He counts on his fingers.]

Blunt trauma, bleeding out, immolation, strangling... could find a gun but I ain't that lazy...

2/2

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

[He realizes he doesn't feel himself counting his fingers and does a doubletake at his own hand.]

I have a robot arm.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

[....

What even.]

Well...at least the robot arms sounds cool!

Everything else, not so much.

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

[Meh whatever.]

Afraid to get your hands dirty, kid?

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

No, I just...don't want to get involved in that sort of stuff.

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

Not seeing the difference. You just sound like a wuss. Wuss.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not a wuss--it's not like I'm afraid! I don't want to hurt people, but I'm not afraid of it or anything!

[Ten minutes later, Danny would realize the Unfortunate Implications of his statement.]

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

There's no reason to show these cretins mercy. I don't care if you call it pacifism or whatever, you're not showing any guts.

[Action]

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

*Oh come on, that's so not legal. In addition to everything ELSE wrong with that.*

Oi oi oi! The hell do you think you're doing?! That's somebody's van!

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, really? I thought it was a magic van that grew out of the ground, dumbass.

[Smashin' the headlights!]

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

*Oh that is just plain not kosher. He runs over to restrain the guy.*

That was supposed to be a hint to knock it off, you bastard!

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

Get your stinkin' meatclaws off me you squishy motherfucker!

[He struggles very adeptly. He's a pretty strong guy. Also not afraid to eyegouge if Kotetsu is sufficiently unwise to present the opportunity.]

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

*Kotetsu isn't exactly a bastion of wisdom, but he's not that dumb. Still, geez louise, this guy's hard to keep a handle on. It's taking all his concentration just to pull him away.*

Look, you friggin' bastard, I don't know what you think you're accomplishing by beating up that thing, but knock it off or I'm dragging you to the police station myself!

*He'll use THAT if he has to...*

Sorry for abandoning this post I was waiting for LJ to get less awful

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

I ain't afraid of any cops! Lemme go!

S'alright, LJ has been sucking ducks.

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

*Apparently this guy needs the point driven home a little further.

He glows blue, and suddenly that grip feels a LOT tighter. You might also feel yourself slammed into the wall.*

Let's get something straight here. I'm here to protect people, okay? Especially from nutjobs like you. Now I don't know if you're just mad because you don't remember anything or you're just nuts period, but I catch you trying to bang up any more property -- or PEOPLE, I might add -- and I'm coming after you, and then you're going to get a nice jail cell to wreck things up in. Now you gonna keep fighting me here?

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

[DEFIANCE and yet pain is a good teacher OW fuck it]

Fuck you! ARGH FINE.

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

Good. Glad we've got an understanding.

*He thumps him against the wall one more time just to hammer home the point before letting go and walking back, still watching him. He looks at the car.*

Geez, look at this thing. Hope the guy's got insurance.

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

[Slick straightens himself out indignantly. He considers bashing Kotetsu's brains in from behind but it's probably not worth the trouble of trying.]

Meh, it's a piece of shit anyway.

[video]

[ghostyheir.livejournal.com]

Jeez, you sound grumpy!

They're trying to help us! They even said so!

Sorry for abandoning this post I was waiting for LJ to get less awful

[shoas-stabs.livejournal.com]

And you're just gonna buy their bullshit? What are you, junior, stupid?