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[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

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I did some research on this human holid8y called Halloween, and it sounds gr8! It com8ines two of my f8vorite things: Fashion, and spreading terror among the low8looded.

I'm guessing that's why I ended up in this ridiculous outfit????????
It looks........
Okay, it looks really, really dum8. 8ut who cares! It's all part of the g8me. I'll toler8 a 8unch of stupid human pajamas for one night.
The scarf is pretty cool, at least.


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[Vriska skimmed an article on Halloween did some research, and is accordingly going trick-or-treating! Being a troll, though, she's putting her own twist on it. For her, "trick-or-treating" involves going around in costume at night, breaking into houses or apartments like a pirate ninja, and stealing candy from people.]

[Happy Halloween!]

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[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

[There is a penguin (http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/43/prinny.jpg) on the floor in one room, surrounded by candy (including a few giant pieces from a certain gingerbread house), and staring at the ceiling unblinkingly. ...Probably because there aren't eyelids on this thing.

The moment the door starts to jiggle open, he'll shoot up.]

Porom?!

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

[He's disoriented! Time to go for the stash!]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Hey! What?! Who're you?! I spent all night getting that!

[mad dive! ... except he's in a penguin suit so it's more like mad ineffective waddling across the floor and falling over!]

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

That means there's plenty here for me to take!

[COMBAT OPERANDI -> PILLOW PROJECTILE]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

No, that means all of it is mine, and you can't have a --

[Pillow to the face]

GAH!

[Helpless flailing ensues. Luckily for Palom the suit is so unwieldy that he's covering up most of the path to the doorway. At least she won't escape so easy???]

Slapstick violence only up in this thread

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

[COMBAT OPERANDI -> PALOM PROJECTILE]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooooooo!!!

[And as Palom flies away in slow motion, the penguin will start shooting fireballs at Vriska out its beak. Eat that, candy thief. >=( ]

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

[EVADING FIREBALLS but not making any further progress out the door. Can Palom recover?!]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

[Through sheer force of willpower and candy-lust Palom manages to struggle to his feet overcoming penguin suits and bloated bellies while continuing to expertly fling fireballs in Vriska's direction.

...Alright so they're going all over the place and he's probably set the room on fire but he's under significant duress, alright?]

Yaaaaaaaah!

[His charge forward would probably be cooler if it were a little bit faster than a waddle.]

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

[EXTREMELY DIGNIFIED CLASH OF THE TITANS.]

[Where even is the candy at this point?]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

[On fire.

But who cares, when have you ever seen penguin flippers flailing this fast this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.]

You'll never get away with this!

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

What am I even getting away with? The candy is ruined!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

What?

[pause]

Aaaaaaugh! Look what you did! We gotta save it, quick!

[waddle flump as Palom trips in his mad rush to the bathroom.]

Put it out, put it out!

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Time to make my escape!

[I'M OUTTIE]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

You can't leave without cleaning up your mess!

[Palom ineffectually slides after her for a few seconds but if she's any faster than a dessicated slug, she'll make good her escape.]

Aaaaaaaaargh!

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

[Mokona's apartment has a small mountain of candy on the bed. Mokona is snoozing underneath it, effectively out of sight.]

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

[It's not as great as battling for it, but normal theft is also acceptable. Into the bag it goes!]

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

[It sounds a bit heavy! And if Vriska doesn't investigate it right away, it's gonna start rustling and crunching at the next stop.]

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

[Hey! Maybe human candy rustles and crunches, who knows. This is probably normal.]

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

[...Is it getting lighter? WHAT IS PHYSICS.]

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

[Is the human candy trying to escape? SENTRY MODE ACTIVATE.]

[By which I mean, looking around.]

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

[Burrrrrp.]

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

[Okay, more suspicious.]

[Dumping contents of bag.]

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

[Out falls a lot less candy than she will recall puttin' in, a multitude of wrappers, and a fat furry white thing.]

Good evening~

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Are you some kind of human candy security system? Get out!

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

Okay~

Mokona already ate enough to balance out~

[Mokona swipes another pawful of candy and sproings into the night.]

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

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[a-mans-job.livejournal.com]

[Ryoma is hanging out watching TV and drinking beer still stuck in costume (http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/8/8f/After_Kain.jpg) when Vriska busts in. He looks at her.

Looks down at his beer.

Looks back at her.]

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I'm here for your candy, old man!