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[wontdieifkilled]

[Audio]

[Shirou had his phone turned on. He was about to make a post, but...

...Then a memory surged back into his mind before his mind's eye.

A memory of a man, resting on the porch. A twelve-year-old Shirou with him. Talking about superheroes and ideals. The main failed to reach his ideal...so his son promised to take it up for him.

Those were the last words his father would ever hear from his son.]

He... He died... He's...dead...

[But he forgot that his phone was on.]

Comments

[wontdieifkilled]

N-no, I heard it! I just. That was...surprising.

[gandere]

You heard..? [ And chose to ignore it? While normally she would tease back just as hard, her reaction is different. ] F-Forget it! Let's just talk about something else!

[wontdieifkilled]

[Uh-oh. Was that a mistake? Time for damage control!]

W-well, if that's what you want to do, I'd take you out!

[gandere]

What makes you think I want to go out with you?!

[wontdieifkilled]

W-well, then why did you ask?!

[gandere]

So I could t-tease you, that's all! Why else would I have asked!? It wasn't as though I was expecting you to say yes and then take me out to see that latest romance film! Because that's stupid and I really thought better of you, Shirou.

[wontdieifkilled]

Wait a second, you were just toying with me? Even after this?!

[gandere]

[ She did just say what she wanted, Shirou. ]

Geez, forget it, forget it! You have no idea on how to relax, do you?

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, what do you expect after I remember something like...that?

[gandere]

That going out with a pretty girl would be a nice distraction. That's what.

[wontdieifkilled]

...

And I said that if you wanted to, it'd be okay with me. What's the problem?

Have I mentioned before that these two are hilarious?

[gandere]

...

Then why haven't you actually asked me then?

You haven't, but they really are.

[wontdieifkilled]

All right, all right. Do you want to go out with me?

They are the most flawless couple u_u

[gandere]

See, now it just sounds like you're forced. Do you really want to go out and see a movie together?

[wontdieifkilled]

...Yeah! I do. Really.

[gandere]

I'm not sure I'm entirely convinced.

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, what do you want me to do, then?

[gandere]

I'm not going to give you any hints on how to ask a girl out properly.

[wontdieifkilled]

Wouldn't that just make things more frustrating for you?

[gandere]

Yes, but then I can just be frustrated with you instead of myself so it works out perfectly.

[wontdieifkilled]

Wouldn't you rather not be frustrated?

[gandere]

Seeing as I'm speaking with you, I doubt that will ever be an available option.

[wontdieifkilled]

You sure know how to kick a guy when he's already down, don't you?

[gandere]

Heh, I guess you're right. I do know how to do that!

[wontdieifkilled]

You don't have to look so pleased with yourself.