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[Karkat's right hand is wrapped heavily in very clean bandages. Mostly, though...]

Hey, cave assholes, that PSA I promised is forthcoming, so I guess this is your advance warning of verbal decimation, etc. etc. I don't really feel like ranting about it out loud right now.

So... I know humans mostly don't know what a lusus is. It's like your absurd concept of a "human parent lusus" combined with your equally absurd concept of an "earth animal pet," I guess? I don't really know, but it's pobably a big important memory for everybody, so... I just wanna say I rememebered my lusus today.

...Yeah, there was no reason to make this public. Nevermind.

[Later...]

[TEXT; VERY PUBLIC]

ATTENTION RIN HUMAN:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
WE WERE BASICALLY A LAUGHABLY BAD TEAM OVERALL, BUT AT LEAST MOST OF US STUCK THE FUCK TOGETHER WHEN THE AWESOME LEADER GAVE THE ORDER!
WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING
I MEAN, HOLY SHIT
IT WASN'T EVEN JUST YOURSELF YOU ALMOST GOT KILLED BY RUNNING AHEAD AND PISSING OFF THE BOSS.
IT'S LIKE A WIGGLER HATCHED OUT OF A SLURRY CONTAINING THE DNA OF COMMON SENSE, STRATEGY, SELF-PRESERVATION AND GENERAL NON-DOUCHEBAGGINESS, AND THEN YOU RITUALLY BASHED ITS LITTLE SPONGE OUT WITH A ROCK AS A SACRIFICE TO THE RETARDED MINISKIRT GODDESS.
AND THAT'S NOT EVEN ADDRESSING THE QUESTION OF YOUR MOTIVES!
WAS THAT LIKE ACTUALLY A BID TO TAKE ALL THE TREASURE FOR YOURSELF???
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TELL IF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SHOWING OFF OR FULL-ON LEGITIMATELY BACKSTABBING US
I'D GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT EXCEPT OH WAIT, FUCK YOU!
YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM TEAM OPERATIONS OF WHICH I AM THE LEADER, AND CONSIDERING MY INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF ACUMEN FOR THE POSITION LAST NIGHT THAT'S A PRETTY SERIOUS LOSS FOR YOU.
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.
AS FOR EVERYBODY ELSE, YOU WERE PRETTY OBNOXIOUS BUT WE DID DECENT WORK TOGETHER SO THANKS I GUESS, WE CAN TEAM UP AGAIN SOMETIME BROS.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.

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Nah, don't feel weird about it! Always good to remember the people who raised us. Creatures who raised us. Oh, you know what I mean!

Yeah... he's a crabby asshole, but as far as I can recall he never left me alone for too long if he could help it and he always brought home plenty of food for both of us. I guess I kind of miss him vaguely.

Nothing wrong with missing family. I've been remembering my mother and brother recently myself. She's always done well by me, and he's kind of a stick in the mud, but he cares.

I'm getting a handle on the parentlusus concept, but this "brother" and "sister" shit weirds me out. How do all grubs involved survive such constant competition over food and attention at young ages?

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Hahahaha, oh man. You were actually serious about writing up a PSA?

[So much laughter. SO MUCH.]

Why would you even entertain the possibility that was a thing I wasn't serious about, have we fucking spoken before?

Dude, I didn't think you were actually going to go out and write it! I was kidding!

Well I'm going to, because it's important leaderly business and I've got a fucking masterful vice grip on all things to do with leadership.

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It sounds like you have 8een going through some rough times!
Allow me to plac8 your inner turmoil with these words of comfort and reassurance:

Hahahahahahahaha!
Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
8888D!!!!!!!!

I SEE, THIS IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE TROLLING TACTIC. YOUR OBNOXIOUS BLUE LAUGHTER COULD NEVER ACTUALLY HURT MY FEELINGS, BUT THE SHEER AGONY OF LISTENING TO IT WITH MY EYES AND IMAGINING YOUR CACOPHONOUS VOICE IS PUTTING ME IN SERIOUS DANGER OF KILLING MYSELF.
BRAVO! YOU'VE FINALLY GOT ME ON THE ROPES.

Really, you should 8e th8nkful that I'm even 8othering to drop 8y and m8ke fun of you!
I mean, it's o8vious that no8ody else would be magnanimous enough to give you the pitiful attention and insults you so desperately cr8ve.
I accept your gratitude!!!!!!!! You're welcome, it really was considerate of me to stoop down to your level for this convers8tion.

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...you really were serious about it.

[...oh, god, man.]

Still, at the very least, we got out of it alive.

Yeah, uh... thanks for that, bro. Because I probably maybe might not have if not for you.

Don't mention it. It was the first thing that came to mind when I saw you, and there wasn't much time to think of anything else.

[Erk's by and large avoidance of the network can only be compromised by the obvious angry typing of his roommate. So when he came back from the library to find him pounding away at the keyboard...]

[...and his expression immediately turns to a quizzical sort of "what the hell." This was certainly one of those diatribes.]

She couldn't have been that bad.

Have you ever been trying to work with someone totally incapable of having any consideration for everybody else involved, at all?

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youwerenttheleaderyouknow thisthingisstupid ifyouhavesomethingtosaythensayittomyface

AHAHAHAHAHA, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FUCKING QUIRK OR SOMETHING
IT'S LIKE A CONCENTRATED EFFORT TO SOUND PATHETIC
LIKE YOU'RE TOO TERRIFIED TO RAISE YOUR VOICE OR SOMETHING.
I MEAN THE ALTERNATIVE TO THAT BEING A STYLISTIC CHOICE IS THAT YOU'RE EVEN MORE INSANELY PRIMITIVE THAN MOST OF YOUR SPECIES, AND I'M NOT SURE I'M READY TO CONTEMPLATE THE GRAVITY OF THAT.

Who the hell do you think you are talking to me like that!? [ Hope he's got the strength to withstand a banshee screaming. ] Only a coward hides behind stupid things like stupid text messages on this stupid device! If you're going to say something, then say it like this!

challenge accepted

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these two together are horribad

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You were the leader?

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Most of you are completely, utterly, stone-cold fucking retarded.

But whatever, at least you didn't betray us aside from when you were brainwashed.

Are you always this rude?

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