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[wontdieifkilled]

[Action]

[Shirou was out for a walk. He decided on a change of pace, so he began to walk through the upper-class district of Sirocco. He looked at all of the elegant houses as he walked, but then he turned a corner and stopped. Why? Because one of those buildings looked too familiar to him.

It was a large, Japanese-style house. The moment he entered the proximity, he could detect a bounded field surrounding the house.]

This...this is my house. But...what is it doing here?

[Shirou enters and looks around. Everything seems to be in place, where he remembers them. He walked into his room and sat down on the floor.]

This is weird...but at the same time it's also kind of nice. I feel at home here.

[After giving the house one last look-through, he leaves and heads back to the Ermis Suites. For the rest of the day, he can be seen carrying things from the Ermis Suites to his house, or from the shopping district to his house.]

Comments

[wontdieifkilled]

I told you! My house is here, and I'm moving into it!

[gandere]

Do you realize how stupid you sound? Your house can't be here unless you've lived here your entire life!

[wontdieifkilled]

I'm telling you, it's there! Do you want me to show you?

[gandere]

Inviting a girl over to your new home bought and paid for by another... Geez, you really don't stop, do you?

[wontdieifkilled]

Huh? What are you talking about?

[gandere]

Who bought you a house?

[wontdieifkilled]

I guess my father? It belonged to him when he adopted me.

[gandere]

So you're saying a house you had somewhere else actually appeared here?

And you expect me to believe that?

[wontdieifkilled]

Why would I be sticking to a story that sounds that ridiculous unless it were true?

[gandere]

You want to impress me.

[wontdieifkilled]

And how is a story like that supposed to impress anybody?

[gandere]

Wait, so you do want to impress me?

[wontdieifkilled]

Wh-what? How'd you get that out of what I just said?

[gandere]

You didn't deny it for one.

[wontdieifkilled]

Because I didn't think I needed to!

[gandere]

So my initial assumption is right. You're making up this wild story to try to impress me all with the intent of tricking me into your home so you can confess your feelings for me. My, I didn't think you were so bold.

[wontdieifkilled]

I-I

what

the

...

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

[gandere]

So I'm right!

[wontdieifkilled]

What part of "what the hell" indicates THAT?!

[gandere]

It indicates it all!

[wontdieifkilled]

How?!

[gandere]

It just does.


Now are you going to show me this house of yours or what?

[wontdieifkilled]

Not until you accept that you're wrong.

[gandere]

Not until you pay for dinner again.

[wontdieifkilled]

...Again?