[voice]

[arcadian_vampire]

Attention, fellow exiles!

It recently came to my attention that there are some quite serviceable training facilities available to those who seek it out. Well done, Ky.

However! Unless I miss my guess, there are some among us who wish to refine skills a bit beyond casual sparring matches. Those with incredible powers, who risk hurting those around them or themselves if they practice carelessly.

It is to these people whom I offer my services as a trainer and sparring partner. Before I came here I was a Prinny Instructor, so I have experience in training, and I seem to possess enough skill and power to at least survive against most opponents.

If the ordeal with the "oni" taught us anything, it is that we must all be prepared. Seek me out, if you think you stand to benefit from it.

Comments

[stinglikeabat]

I could do with a chance to really cut loose. Are you sure you can handle it?

[arcadian_vampire]

Quite confident, yes.

[tea_bending]

I didn't realize there was a big oni problem here.

[arcadian_vampire]

It was a serious ordeal, although it has since been resolved by some particularly bold humans.

[tea_bending]

Well that's a relief.

[arcadian_vampire]

Indeed. For a while, the future of Sirocco was uncertain.

[alittleblackmagic]

Incredible powers?! That's me, right?!

[Hurting himself and others certainly qualified Palom.]

[arcadian_vampire]

If you believe so, then perhaps it is so!

[alittleblackmagic]

There's no perhaps about it! I still haven't met anyone with black magic as great as mine. Relm doesn't count at all.

[arcadian_vampire]

None?! This is most impressive.

[alittleblackmagic]

Yeah!

...'Course, people can do a lot of their own cool stuff, but none of it's like black magic.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

I'm guessing that means you had to deal with a lot of explosions, huh?

A LOT of explosions.

[arcadian_vampire]

Please. Even outside of Hades, explosions are part of the Netherworld way of life.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

It's probably mostly due to the damn penguins.

[arcadian_vampire]

They do somewhat exacerbate the situation, yes.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Whose bright idea was it to populate a world with a bunch of walking stacks of TNT anyway?

[arcadian_vampire]

I'll have you know that prinnies are a very important part of the Netherworld ecosystem.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Yeah, okay, sure. That still doesn't explain the exploding thing.

[arcadian_vampire]

I'm not actually sure about that myself.