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[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny appears on the screen with a giant glop of green goo in his hair. It looks suspiciously like the ectoplasm he can (and has) created with his bare hands.]

Okay, let me just say: this? [He waves his hands at all the goo he's covered in.] Totally not me. I didn't do any of this. This is not my fault.

Really.

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[has_a_blog]

Didn't even occur to me it might be your fault.

Until now.

[gogoghostpowers]

But that's what I'm saying--it's not!

[has_a_blog]

That sounds suspiciously like what you would say if you were trying to hide your guilt.

[gogoghostpowers]

Is there anything I can say that'll prove to you that I didn't do it?

[has_a_blog]

You're as good as guilty in my book. Your sentence shall be eternal damnation by shitty rap.

[gogoghostpowers]

...

Well, as far as eternal damnation goes, that's actually pretty decent.

[has_a_blog]

I don't think you really get how awful these sick fires are. We're talking the kind of rhymes where you just feel the sorry for the guy, and you try to look away like you're not associated with him, but everyone is just staring. staring, and shaking their heads sadly. You will never be the cool kid, and your fate shall be wedgies while being crammed in a locker.

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny actually sort of remembers wedgies while being crammed into a locker.]

Wow. Did you come up with that on the spot just now? Because that would actually be kind of impressive?

[has_a_blog]

Totally on the spot. I'm some kinda improv genius.

wow did I really end his last sentence there with a question mark? Suddenly Danny is a valley girl.

[gogoghostpowers]

Well, I don't know about genius, exactly. Seems to me like there's a long way to go before you can claim genius level!

Ohmigawd. Like, totally.

[has_a_blog]

Bro if you are gonna be hating on my skills you best be able to bring your own skills to the table.

reasons why Lisa shouldn't tag at 4 am: Danny becomes a valley girl

[gogoghostpowers]

I dunno, I'm not sure the table's ready for them! They've still got another ten minutes in the oven.

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[canthandleacape]

[Booster doesn't actually say anything yet, he just peers at Danny suspiciously. He can't tell how sincere that's actually supposed to be.]

[video]

[gogoghostpowers]

What?!

[video]

[canthandleacape]

I'm just in awe. You're either really bad at lying or really bad at telling the truth, and I can't tell which.

[video]

[gogoghostpowers]

...I can't win with either of those options, can I.

[video]

[canthandleacape]

Probably not. But if this really is your fault, I have to say, I'm impressed, and not just by how bad a liar you are.

[video]

[gogoghostpowers]

Well, it's not. So I guess you have to settle for being impressed by how bad I am at telling the truth.

[nomen_est_numen]

"What is it they say? The guilty are the ones who protest the most?"

[gogoghostpowers]

No, the guilty are the ones who are laughing evilly while watching everyone deal with whatever it is they did.

Which, you might've noticed, I'm not doing.

[nomen_est_numen]

"Well, there's that, then, anyway. If someone actually did cause this, he'd better not be laughing."

[gogoghostpowers]

Well, it's not like "raining green goo" is a normal weather forecast around here, so someone probably did do it.

[nomen_est_numen]

"To what end, though?" Shen looks a bit baffled. "What could anyone possibly gain from making people bounce off of things besides amusement?"

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny shrugs.]

Bad guys work in weird ways.

[red_dwarf]

Huh. Sounds like someone has a guilty conscience.

[gogoghostpowers]

No, I just don't think this town is big enough for two different kinds of bright green goop.

[red_dwarf]

Or maybe it's your bright green goop that's causing all the problems.

[gogoghostpowers]

Maybe if by "causing all the problems" you actually mean "helped take out a bunch of monsters." I don't even know how you can make it so...rubbery like this stuff. [he points up to the goo in his hair.]

[red_dwarf]

You took out some monsters? Really?

[gogoghostpowers]

What's that supposed to mean? Of course I did! What makes you think I didn't?

[red_dwarf]

[Jr. just looks at him.]

[gogoghostpowers]

[Danny looks right back.]

Come on! I can fly, turn invisible and intangible, and shoot energy beams out of my hands! What part of that doesn't sound like it could take out monsters?

[red_dwarf]

The part where it's you doing those things.

[gogoghostpowers]

Gee, thanks. I'm so glad I inspire confidence in you.

[red_dwarf]

What can I say? You are an inspiration to us all.

[stinglikeabat]

Of course it isn't! I'd be shocked if you were strong enough to make this much.

[gogoghostpowers]

H-hey, I could totally make this much goo if I wanted to!

[stinglikeabat]

You could?

...Are you sure you didn't?

[gogoghostpowers]

Of course I didn't! Even if I did, it wouldn't be this...rubbery!