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[hatefriendleader]

[Oh you know what he'd officially take the blue monster things over this. Karkat has no talent for not randomly experiencing misfortune in cases where misfortune happens to be amusing, and this is no exception. He has been unwillingly patrolling the hallways of the apartments pinball-style for fifteen minutes, and in a testament to the power of his superior alien whatever-trolls-have-for-lungs, he is only on his third distinct expletive.]


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[hatefriendleader]

I guess your species probably doesn't have seadwellers, or at least I haven't seen any evidence to the contrary. Whatever, it doesn't matter. The point is, I for one hope this grand Sirrocoan rainbow of pains in the bone nook is cut short very soon.

[theheirofbreath]

Heh...not that I know of.

I guess your species does? And they're all purple or something?

[hatefriendleader]

Yes. Congratulations. Puzzle solved, John human. There is an entire subset of our race with actual purple skin, the better to blend in with the colorful light given off by our purple sun.

[theheirofbreath]

Hahaha, that actually sounds pretty cool! Even if I can't think of a good reason for sun camouflage.

[Yep, let's just keep cheerfully ignoring the insults. This guy seems to get more hilarious the more irritated he gets.]

So what is your race anyway? What are you called?

[hatefriendleader]

Do you seriously not know? Wow, way to be culturally sensitive, asshole! I learned your shitty inferior race's name on my own when I got here, you know.

[theheirofbreath]

Geeeeeez! How could I possibly know what your race is called? You're the first one I've talked to!