[video]John: behold the glory of Zillyhoo(again)

[theheirofbreath]

Hey guys!

I finally remembered something! Check this out.

[He reaches into... somewhere, and pulls out what looks like a strangely shaped can of shaving cream. Then he puts it away gain. A card seems to be involved somehow, but it's difficult to tell. He pulls out a few more random objects, a hat, a box of gushers, etc. And then puts them all back.]

Pretty cool, huh? I can't believe I forgot that I had one of these.

And look! I have a strife specibus too!

[He pulls out a hammer. It looks ridiculous. But he seems to like it...]


[Anywho, 2% spent on the use of his sylladex and strife specibus. 4% remaining.]

Comments

[trustycrowbar]

Is that a... That's, I don't... wait, HUH?

[In his defense, total inarticulate bafflement is a common reaction the first time people see a good dose of "tech" from John's world.]

[has_a_blog]

Hahaha oh my god that hammer. That is the gaudiest piece of shit hammer I have ever seen.

[gogoghostpowers]

You...remembered you had a can of shaving cream?

[theheirofbreath]

What, this?

[He pulls the barbasol bomb back out of his sylladex.]

I'm not actually sure if this is shaving cream....

[theheirofbreath]

Are you kidding? This shit is sweet as hell!

[theheirofbreath]

Yeah, can you believe it? I've just been carrying stuff around in my pockets like a dope.

This is way better.

[has_a_blog]

Dude who ever said it wasn't sweet? It's amazing. Don't change it in any way.

[trustycrowbar]

Did you just shove all that stuff into a CARD?

[What what how maybe some sort of dimensional compression system but then how the hell didn't the change in molecular density impart a negative-temperature explosion--]

But... how?

[theheirofbreath]

Umm, no... It all goes on different cards. It's my sylladex.

[Because that explains everything....]

[theheirofbreath]

Hehehe, wouldn't even dream of it. I can't wait for a chance to try it out!

And I am seriously glad to have my sylladex back.

[trustycrowbar]

Okaaaay, so what's a sylladex?

[has_a_blog]

So what weird shit did you have crammed in there?

[theheirofbreath]

It's an inventory system. You keep your stuff in it.

[theheirofbreath]

Nothing that made a whole lot of sense. An old hat... some pretty sweet suits.... these weird gloves.... some weird flavor of gushers that I've never heard of.

[He takes each thing out and puts it back as he lists them off.]

Just stuff.

I was hoping maybe I'd get some kind of clue about my past...

[trustycrowbar]

A card-based inventory system. I can't begin to count the number of established physical laws that flouts.

...But hell, whatever works. How much stuff can you KEEP in something like that?

[theheirofbreath]

I dunno. This one isn't full yet. I guess I could just put in more stuff, but if you try to over fill it, it'll just eject stuff at random.

[gogoghostpowers]

It sure looks like it!

Well, if it's not shaving cream, then what is it?

[theheirofbreath]

I don't know.... Isn't it kind of shaped weird though? And it has two different company logos on it...

[And one of those is Betty Crocker...]

[gogoghostpowers]

That is weird...

Why are you carrying shaving cream around in the first place, anyway?

[Because there is no way this kid already shaves. No way.]

[theheirofbreath]

[Yeah, no. He's only 13.]

I dunno. This is the only thing I've remembered so far. I still have some anemoi left though. Maybe once I turn those in, I'll know a little more.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Geez, you and Dave got that same weird inventory thing going. You don't have any really weird shit in there, do you? I don't think I need to see anymore random fetuses thanks.

[has_a_blog]

[Dave looks from the screen to the corner of his desk, where his magic camera that makes a shitty comic based on whatever he takes a picture of, to the jpeg artifact sword.]

Yeah, uh, those sure sounds like things that don't make a lot of sense...

This DOES suggest we're from a similar place. I don't think most of the people around here even HAVE sylladexes.

[gogoghostpowers]

[If he actually did shave, Danny would be intensely jealous.]

So you remembered that you have shaving cream and a whole lot of other crazy stuff with you? Weird.

[trustycrowbar]

Sounds pretty disorganized to me.

[theheirofbreath]

Maybe.... But it's still easier than carrying everything in pockets, or bags. Holds more too.