Family

[has_a_blog]

[text]

i guess it was bound to happen sooner or later
remembering family
good to know my family was just as fucked up as i am
i guess theres some kind of point to this or something
but im not sure what it is
before all of you get your panties in a twist over your burning desire to learn every detail of my personal life
i had an older brother
he was a fucking weirdo but in a cool way

[[3% remembering Bro Strider, in great detail. 9% left over.]]

Comments

[mokomanjuu]

Mokona's family is weird, too!

Weird is just another word for interesting~

[has_a_blog]

no
well yes but
no my bro was definitely weird

[mokomanjuu]

Mokona's mama is a human who made a Mokona. That's weird, right?

[has_a_blog]

well youre like a magic talking pokemon puppet or something
so being made by a human makes about as much sense as anything else could i guess
i mean you could tell me you were born out of the sweet dreams of a rainbow and i would not be able to disbelieve it entirely

[mokomanjuu]

Mokona will have to remember that one. It's a nice story~

[has_a_blog]

all yours bro

[mokomanjuu]

Dave is super generous!

What was growing up like?

[has_a_blog]

i dunno
it seemed normal to me
but i never knew anything else

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Isn't everybody's family a little weird?

[has_a_blog]

i dont think you understand
because you dont have these memories that i have
this is the kind of guy who had a ventriloquist puppet for feeding babies
like
he actually thought this was a good idea
also he basically raised me
so that explains a few things about me i guess

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Hahahaha! Oh, oh I'm sorry, the mental image was just kinda hilarious! I suppose that's a little odder than usual. Did he take care of you at least?

[has_a_blog]

if you took the exact average between the way a normal parent takes care of their child
and the way a hitman takes care of his target
that is how bro strider took care of me

[overwinters]

[ family, is it.. that's at least a subject that pings Ilya heavily, so yup, +1 curious kid here. ]

Cool? So.. he's cold?

[has_a_blog]

yes
it was a tragic condition
he had to wear a parka all the time to keep from dying of hypothermia even in the middle of summer

[overwinters]

But that's horrible! It's normal to feel cold when it's cold, but to feel cold even in summer..

... Wait, what's a parka?

[has_a_blog]

a big fluffy jacket

[overwinters]

Did he really never get too warm then? It's impossible to walk around with a big jacket when it's not winter, you'll get way too hot!

[has_a_blog]

this is exactly the kind of prejudice he had to deal with on a daily basis
youre just contributing to the thermalarchy

[overwinters]

... Hey! I don't know what this thermalarchy is, but I didn't mean to be mean to your brother at all! It's just what I think!

[theheirofbreath]

weird how?

[He hasn't remembered any of his family yet, so he's curious.]

[has_a_blog]

ran a puppet themed porn website and raised a kid to be a ninja

[theheirofbreath]

puppet
themed
porn?
...........
uh, i'm not sure that counts as weird in a cool way.
i think that's more weird in a creepy way.
the second thing is pretty cool though.

[has_a_blog]

yeah the puppets are weird
but on the other hand i guess im a ninja or something
so thats pretty cool

/laaate feel free to ignore

[theheirofbreath]

so what did he do when he wasn't giving ninja lessons or making puppet porn.
did he have a regular job?

Always up for taggin' bro. (Also look at the newest Mordin post. It is relevant)

[has_a_blog]

the puppet thing was his job
he pulled in a fucking mint with that site

Will do! o7

[theheirofbreath]

so you guys were pretty well off?
is there really that big an audience for that kind of thing?


[He is not sure how he feels about that bit of information.]

[has_a_blog]

not sure
the stuff not actually about him is still really fuzzy
i feel pretty confident in guessing that we lived in a giant mansion that regularly hosted industrial-techno raves though

[theheirofbreath]

haha you seriously think puppet pornography made him that much money?
that sound like the most unlikely guess ever.

man, i wish i could remember something about my family.
i bet they're awesome.
i gotta start collecting more anemoi.

[has_a_blog]

he had a really good business sense
like donald trump but with puppets

[theheirofbreath]

the donald trump of puppets?
i hope you know that the image in my head right now is hilarious.