[video] JE NE REGRETTE RIEN

[third_alternative]

[If anyone looks at the network, they will find themselves subjected to something that looks too...staged...too cinematic to be a normal network post. And too Spanish.

That's right. Rex is broadcasting the first episode of El Amor De La Pasion Del Amor. All 44 minutes of it. It is filled with overdramatic acting, evil twins, pregnancies, women fainting and falling to the floor in the throes of love and passion, long kisses that last an eternity with flowery backgrounds, and men ripping their shirts. Constantly. Regardless of what is happening, be it a confession or cooking breakfast. Because real men fry their bacon shirtless.

This is a public service and you should all be thanking him.

When it ends, he speaks.]

Oh man, I can't believe they have it here! Was that awesome, or was that awesome?

Comments

[third_alternative]

I know! Isn't it great?

[Rex has never sounded more enthusiastic.]

[trustycrowbar]

Are you planning to broadcast these things... EVERY week?

[third_alternative]

You know...I didn't actually think about that.

But that's such a great idea!

[trustycrowbar]

HUH?

[Oh dear GOD, what has he done?!]

I didn't mean--hey, now that I think of it that'll probably distract everyone who's trying to work. Er, besides, they know where they can find it, right?

[third_alternative]

I'm not so sure about that, it's all in Spanish...

It'd just be easier to broadcast it for everyone who doesn't know how to speak it and find it themselves!

[trustycrowbar]

[Oh goddammit--]

Look kid, as thoughtful as that is some people just won't want to see that.

[third_alternative]

They can just skip it, can't they?