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[ACTION; HIGH ON THE BUILDINGS OF ANEMOI]

*"Oi! Stop right there!"

"Bwa ha ha ha ha! There's no stopping me! I, the Soda Popper, will see this city drown!

"The Soda Popper? ...you're kidding me, right?"

"Don't take me so lightly, you green and white fool! Taste my fizzy destruction!"

*shakeshakeshake FZZZZZZZPLASH*

"Ha ha ha! See how my special soda erodes your armor? Now it's only a matter of time before it eats into your flesh!"

"..."

[VIDEO]

*Kotetsu is in the foreground, with a brown liquid dripping from him. Behind him, a somewhat overweight pimply kid lies unconscious, with a truly ridiculous amound of soda spilling out from a broken container on his back.*

Got another friggin' idiot up here. Was spraying soda on the cars below and cackling about causing chaos or something. What's making all these weirdos come outta the woodwork lately?

...And anybody got a towel?

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That's it!

[Say hi to your doppelganger, villain! Only this one seems to have a bigger gun. Which is aimed right at your head.]

I'll show you what I can do!

[Relm bites the Soda Popper's hand, then ducks and runs away... leaving the Sketched copy to fire straight at him.]

"What the he --"

*FIZZZSPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH*

"NOOOOOO! It's eating into my skin! It's eating into my... huh?"

*It's not doing anything of the sort, really. Unfortunately, his little outburst left an opening. Which is why Kotetsu's fish is heading right to his face. WHAM.*

Sheesh, I warned him.

Yeeeeaaaaah, take that!

[She throws a few punches in the air, as if she had been the one to actually hit him.]

*He sighs, standing over the guy. Even without his powers activated, the dude dropped in one hit.*

I'm telling you, kid, these guys have been a dime a dozen lately.

So? More for me to beat up! This is fun!

Hey hey hey now! Being a hero is good and all, but don't forget the real point is to save people and bring bad guys to justice, not just to beat them up!