oh god who left this schmuck in charge

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

[ACTION]

*Kotetsu is having a really, really bad day.

It started off with a morning memory of one of his most embarrassing high school moments. Furthermore, he's been feeling mildly sick, possibly due to something he ate. And now on top of it, more stupid villains are running around, and Booster is missing. Again. He's beginning to think he's gonna have to staple that guy to the Justice League building.

So now, for the lack of a secretary, guess who's having to handle all the official business?*

No, I told you I don't know where the hell he is! If you just leave a message, I'll try to -- oi! OI! Don't just hang up like -- grrr! *phone slam. Ring.*

Hello, Justice League? You got some guy calling himself the Big Baby? Look, we're doing our best, but we're stretched thin as -- *ring* Could you hold please?

Hello, Justice League? ...WHO THE CRAP CARES ABOUT THE FRIGGIN' REFRIGERATOR?! *slam* Sorry about that, as I was say -- *ring* ARRRRGH.

*There's a reason he's not usually in charge of this sort of thing.*

((And yes, I just used 1% of his regains for a throwaway memory, shut up.))

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[rookierabbit]

[...dude, he hears that. There goes his appetite.

But anyway, once Kotetsu gets back, he'll find Barnaby handling a few calls already.]

Yes, we're aware of that. I'm sorry, but we're stretched thin already, though we will do our best--hold on--hello, this is Justice League, how may I help? I'm sorry, ma'am, we are doing our best to look for your friend--excuse me...

[He's smiling, but anyone can tell it's a little strained.]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

I will never understand how the hell you manage to act so open like that when you act so damn cool to the people you KNOW.

[rookierabbit]

[He narrows his eyes at Kotetsu, though the smile is still on his face. He's still answering calls after all, but now it's becoming more and more evident that it's rather forced.]

I understand, ma'am, but we're a little busy at the moment. We're doing our best, though. Can you hold for a second?

[To Kotetsu:] There's a new one. He calls himself the Illustrator. Apparently he's been trying to vandalize public property with characters from a children's book.

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

[Briiiiing. The voice that Bunny hears is slurred, as if the speaker is drunk]

Heeello, this the hero place? Yeah, got a report on something weird.

[rookierabbit]

Yes, this is the Justice League. How may we help you?

[It's probably just a drunk.]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

*Might as well watch the whiz kid in action. He's still feeling a bit bluh anyway.*

[notfunnyifyouexplainit]

Yeah... there's this fella, Prince Albert he's calling himself, making a reeeeeall mess of the cannery.