[Sky video]

[planet_rin]

I hope everybody is having a nice week. Last week I was kidnapped by a pirate, then rescued by a ghost. The experience would have put me off of miniature golf permanently, but I don't really think it's the game for me either way.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, thanks to whoever dealt with the whole comic book villainy thing that was happening, with the costumes and the rhyming couplet dialogue. I am okay with it not being a thing anymore.

Comments

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

You were kidnapped by a pirate? Did he have a pirate boat?

[planet_rin]

Unfortunately, no. He had a hat, though. And a peg hand.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Whaaaaat? What kinda megas lame pirate has a peg HAND? It's supposed to be a peg LEG!

[planet_rin]

Just between you and me, I think it was fake, too.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Man! If you gots to get kidnapped by a pirate, it should be a real cool one! Ah well, you're okay anyways, right?

[planet_rin]

Yes. The ghost was a perfect gentleman.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Ooh! I think I would like to meet this ghost! Hahaha! In the meantime, why don'ts we go somewhere and celebrate your victorious rescue?

[planet_rin]

That depends on where. There are somewheres I would not want to go, such as the insides of ovens.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

That's okay, I don't like going to the insides of ovens either! But I likes going to places that makes stuffs in ovens! Hahahahahaha! Whaddaya say we get some grub?

[planet_rin]

Only if you actually mean food. I am medium hungry.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Awesome! I know a great place!

[gogoghostpowers]

Rhyming couplet dialogue? Uhh...when did that happen?

[planet_rin]

When I was kidnapped by a pirate.

They weren't even good rhymes. He tryed to rhyme "shiver me timbers" with "limbs" by pronouncing it as "limbers".

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh.

...Those were rhyming couplets? Man, I thought he just didn't know English!

[planet_rin]

That is another possibility.

Thank you for rescuing me. My name is Rin. My other name is Tezuka.

[1/2]

[gogoghostpowers]

Well, either way, I think I did a pretty good job of suballuding him!

[2/2]

[gogoghostpowers]

So uh...which one of those is your first name, then?

[planet_rin]

The first one.

[gogoghostpowers]

So...Rin?

[planet_rin]

Yes.

[gogoghostpowers]

So your name's Rin Tezuka.

Why wouldn't you just say that from the beginning?

[planet_rin]

I do not know. Sometimes I just say things.

[gogoghostpowers]

Well, you sure have a weird way of saying them.

I'm not sure if that'd make you better at those rhyming couplets than the pegfist guy, or worse.

[planet_rin]

I am not very good at rhyming. I always have to stop and think about it for a long time.

[gogoghostpowers]

Well...as far as rhyming off the cuff goes, that was pretty close!

1/2

[planet_rin]

2/2

[planet_rin]

I should have used a different part of speech.

3/2?!

[planet_rin]

No, not part of speech. The other thing, where it's about when something happens.

MY GOD, MAN!! YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL!

[gogoghostpowers]

[what, no love for his attempt at rhyming?]

Uhh...you mean a verb?

[planet_rin]

Sure, close enough.

[gogoghostpowers]

I dunno, I think your, uh, verb usage was pretty good. I mean, that almost rhymed!

[He has no idea what he's talking about any more. Or what she's saying, for that matter.]

[planet_rin]

Okay.

[Neither does she.]

[ video ]

[overwinters]

... Miniature golf?

[planet_rin]

It is like regular golf, only smaller.

[overwinters]

Then what is regular golf like? I've never heard of it before!

[planet_rin]

It is an exciting game where you hit a tiny ball with a stick and then ride around in a cart.

[overwinters]

Oh, that does sound like fun..! I've never went riding around in one of those before. And it's like a test of who can hit them the hardest..!

[snippysnipe]

I have a question, but it doesn't have anything to do with what you just talked about. What's your name?

[planet_rin]

Rin.

[snippysnipe]

That's what I thought.

[planet_rin]

I am glad that I did not betray your expectations.

[snippysnipe]

[That elicits a short chuckle.]

You should hear what some people say about you. It's horrible.

[planet_rin]

I did not know that people say things about me. Unless you mean when they are talking to me. That would be pretty normal.

[snippysnipe]

It's not just what they say to your face. I bet you must be the most infamous person here.

[This is exaggeration for the sake of essentially aimless trolling.]

[planet_rin]

This is scary. I should probably not ask what they are saying.

[snippysnipe]

At least one of them was wrong. He said if we talked that we'd hate each other immediately.

That's not exactly true, because I think you're one of the people here that I hate the least. Congratulations.