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[kaboobya]

Backdated to May 30th please!

Hey guess what everyone? Today's my birthday! [ Kaguya seems so pleased by this. ] I don't know how old I am, but it's another year on my belt. Er, wait, I don't wear a belt. Another year on my dress then!

[ Oh, but that's not all. ]

I also learned that you're not allowed to guy into a guy's room in the morning or the evening. [ This is a shocking revelation to her for numerous reasons. ] Shirou never really did explain why that was, but it has something to do with bumping his head against something. Oh! I do have an important message for you, Shirou! You can't take that cloth off of your arm because of um, what was it again? Well, I'm sure you know why, but you better just not do it!

[ Kaguya's bummed Ilya's memories for the event. So not only does she steal her birthday, she steals this scene as well! ]

Comments

[ridethelightning]

...Um...you might want to reexamine the memory you got.

[kaboobya]

How can you examine a memory? It's not physical, silly!

[ridethelightning]

...Would you prefer I use the term "revisit?"

[kaboobya]

If it's not physical, I can't view it as though it's a place. Although it would be pretty neat to visit that house. The doors were very simple!

I wonder if there's a place like it here.

[ridethelightning]

...Recall. I suggest you recall the memory and think about it more carefully.

[wontdieifkilled]

Um...what? What are you talking about? I don't have any cloth on my arms.

[kaboobya]

... Well, you better put one on your arm. You'll die if you don't have it!

[ She's just so worried about you, Shirou. ]

[wontdieifkilled]

Whoa, wait, what? What are you talking about?! I haven't had one since I got here, and that was eight months ago!

[kaboobya]

Then I suppose I have to be the bearer of bad news.









You have died. That means I must be able to communicate with spirits. Wow! I'm learning so many new things about myself!

[wontdieifkilled]

[Facepalm.]

No. I am not dead.

[ video ] wow rude bumming her birthday!!

[overwinters]

[ ... Wait, this person knows Shirou too?! From memories?! Ilya's just going to narrow her eyes a little here as she stares.. ]

Shirou doesn't have a cloth on his arm at all, you know! What are you talking about? [ totally ignoring the birthday thing. ] .. And.. why can't you go into a guy's room at those times? I didn't know that at all.

[ video ] spoilers: all of the characters' birthdays are hidden in her bosom

[kaboobya]

Well, that's not very good. He better get that red cloth back on his arm or else he'll die! I stopped him from pulling it off in his sleep, so I'm his hero.

[ Jelly yet? ]

Oh, it's because they'll fall over and bump their head! Maybe it's to hide their embarrassment.

[ video ] i think the whole world pretty much disappears in there

[overwinters]

[ totally jelly. ] Shirou's hero-.. You don't get to become his hero just from helping him like that once, you know!

[ although that's more her being a hypocrite since she's totally jelly. ]

.. Really? Why would they fall over from that? That's so weird!

[voice]

[i_see_dead_dragons]

...Happy birthday.