[Voice] How do you even lose something that big?

[stinglikeabat]

I finally remembered the rest of what happened with that Rasputin fellow. Or most of it, at least! I'm still not entirely sure what was up with that fellow. Some sort of demon cult nonsense that got out of hand, I suppose. The important part is that he didn't get to destroy the world. Sure, he wasn't the only one trying to do it, but I'm not that worried about what's happening back home. If Yuri and the rest of them are still around, humanity's in good hands!

Shame about that big castle of his crumbling, though. It was pretty nice, aside from all the screaming oozy monsters everywhere. And that layout with all the switches... Sure, it slowed us down and all, but I can't imagine living there! It wasn't actually that nice, but it flew, so I'm giving him points for style at least.

And speaking of style, has anybody seen a crocodile lying around? It's about three meters long, not counting the tail. And it's dressed like a pirate. It's pretty hard to miss, just call me or text me if you see it around!

((OOC: The crocodile, while stuffed, is currently animate due to mysterious circumstances. It will be threadjacking and/or hanging around in goofy poses in the comments.))

Comments

[not_good_not_wicked]

What's a crocodile?

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

A crocodile. Dressed like a pirate.

Did you drink something funny lately, Joachim? Be honest.

Shen really needs a 'bzuh' face....

[nomen_est_numen]

You're... not bringing it home, are you?

[trustycrowbar]

[He stares. What is it about Joachim that makes him want to ask the worlds' dumbest questions? Questions like--]

Uh... Joachim? You don't mean a REAL crocodile, do you? Or is it real but like Shen and can walk and talk?

[halfgod_allego]

...You still got that thing? Won't it stink up the place, I mean you're not a taxidermist... are you?

[has_a_blog]

So I just want to be PERFECTLY clear on the situation.

You're saying that there's a crocodile with an eye-patch and pirate hate wandering around Sirocco that's big enough to eat a person in one or two bites that might throw people into a stewpot at the slightest provocation, and that you don't know where it is?