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anemoi2011-09-23 11:42 pm
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On the biggest, baddest roller coaster in the entire park...
[This? This is a glowing white-haired boy in a ridiculous jumpsuit riding a roller coaster. He looks pretty apprehensive about it, what with only having just shown up in a strange place with no memories of anything.
But it still looks pretty fun! He thinks. Maybe. Which is why he's riding it in the first place!
Except for when it gets to the top of the first loop-de-loop. When the roller coaster starts coming down again, Danny doesn't. He remains in a seated position, upside-down in mid-air.]
Oh...is the coaster stuck?
[He looks down--or rather, up--at the rest of his body in mid-air.]
U-uhhh...
Somebody get me DOWN FROM HERE!!!
[OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT DO]
But it still looks pretty fun! He thinks. Maybe. Which is why he's riding it in the first place!
Except for when it gets to the top of the first loop-de-loop. When the roller coaster starts coming down again, Danny doesn't. He remains in a seated position, upside-down in mid-air.]
Oh...is the coaster stuck?
[He looks down--or rather, up--at the rest of his body in mid-air.]
U-uhhh...
Somebody get me DOWN FROM HERE!!!
[OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT DO]

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What sort of devilcraft is this?
[Aha! Vindicated! He was right; the rides were totally there to murder everyone. Somehow, the child was still hanging on... Perhaps they were simply toying with him. With a grunt, he runs towards the roller coaster and leaps the gate.]
Stay where you are!... Not that you can help it. I... I will... Be there shortly.
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I'll just wait here in the meanwhile!
Here.
Floating.
In mid-air.
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
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This is what knights do. Kinda like firemen. Bets on if he's electrocuted first or falls to his death?]
...Try... not to look down.
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[But now that it's been said, he HAS to look down. Seeing how high up he is makes his eyes widen and suddenly, he can feel how very far away he is from the ground.
Which is when he stops floating and starts falling.]
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Not like it changes the fact that they're still about to crack their heads open on the ground.
Thankfully, Danny finally manages to grasp onto that weightless feeling and halts in the air once more, mere feet from the ground.]
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And yet, miraculously, he has sustained no true injuries... As soon as Lawfer recovers from his dazed state, he'll look about frantically for the boy.]
Child! Gods be with you...!
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*He runs to the ride attendant.*
Oi! OI! Stop the ride for a second, will ya?!
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[He hadn't even thought about the fact that another set of cars might ride while he's still stuck up here!]
Oh man! Uh--stopping the ride would be nice!!
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Okay, I gotcha, just... I don't know, stop doing whatever it is you're doing!
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[And after a few seconds delay...it works. Gravity begins working again and pulls Danny to the ground as hard and fast as it possibly can.]
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i r a timely pinger orz
it's okay dude I'm slower than a turtle frozen in molasses myself
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How are you doing that?
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[Jr. gets on the next coaster, intending on... doing... something... to help Danny. Yeah so he hasn't thought about this too much, but his intentions are good.]
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Clearly this is the best idea ever.]
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[Yelling from the ground]
That looks super fun! Mokona wants to try!
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[HEADSTAND]
Mokona's having fun like this!
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[Clearly.]
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couldn't find an icon that fit, so have this one instead.
fuck damn that's hypnotic
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