On the biggest, baddest roller coaster in the entire park...

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

[This? This is a glowing white-haired boy in a ridiculous jumpsuit riding a roller coaster. He looks pretty apprehensive about it, what with only having just shown up in a strange place with no memories of anything.

But it still looks pretty fun! He thinks. Maybe. Which is why he's riding it in the first place!

Except for when it gets to the top of the first loop-de-loop. When the roller coaster starts coming down again, Danny doesn't. He remains in a seated position, upside-down in mid-air.]

Oh...is the coaster stuck?

[He looks down--or rather, up--at the rest of his body in mid-air.]

U-uhhh...

Somebody get me DOWN FROM HERE!!!

[OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT DO]

Comments

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

What the hell?!

How are you doing that?

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

I don't know! It's just happening!

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay, hang on. I'll... try to help.

[Jr. gets on the next coaster, intending on... doing... something... to help Danny. Yeah so he hasn't thought about this too much, but his intentions are good.]

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

...W-what? What?! No! No, don't do that!

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, pal, can't hear you. Jr. is fast approaching, and he begins to stand up, ever so slowly.

Clearly this is the best idea ever.]

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

[Danny can't help but scream and brace himself for imminent impact. Danny's life flashes before his eyes--all 15 minutes of it that he can remember.]

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

[Moments before he is in front of Danny, Jr. stands up and braces himself for impact.]

Get ready!

[He makes a grab for Danny's leg!]

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

I'm not ready!!

[He curls up into a ball, but just at the last moment, turns intangible.]

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

Too bad!

[Jr. braces for impact - and is left blinking in confusion when his hand goes right through Danny's leg.]

What the heeeeeell?!

[The cart goes flying away as Jr. screams.]

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

[When Jr.'s voice starts to fade, Danny peeks open with one eye, and then both when he realizes he hasn't been run over. He then looks down at himself and sees nothing but a faint outline.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[IS IT TIME TO WILDLY WAVE EVERY LIMB IN EVERY DIRECTION?

IT'S TIME TO WILDLY WAVE EVERY LIMB IN EVERY DIRECTION.]

[bulletserenade.livejournal.com]

[When the ride is finished, Jr. runs from the cart to stare in mixed horror and amazement up at the failing person.]

What the hell are you?!