http://dadreaper.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dadreaper.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2011-10-12 05:18 pm

3%

[Video]
Now that I remember my full name, I can properly introduce myself.

Hey there fellow amnesiacs, I'm Dr. Kurosaki Isshin. Once I remember what I'm a Doctor OF, I'll be in business!

[1% spent on his full name and that he's a doctor of some sort.]

[identity profile] press-b-to-run.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
...You, a doctor. I guess that explains the lab coat.

Not the awful Hawaiian shirt though.

[identity profile] press-b-to-run.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Wait. You questioned that but not your shirt?

[identity profile] press-b-to-run.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...You just keep telling yourself that.

[identity profile] press-b-to-run.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Let's see...

[A list is pulled out of Ruby's pocket. It's just a normal sized piece of paper. But still! He has a list]

First off, floral print is not meant for guys. It needs to stick to older women and little girls. Even then in moderation and with tasteful colors.

Second, you have it in eye blinding colors. It's hard to look at you without wincing and turning away.

Third...

[He'll keep going until Isshin cuts him off]

[identity profile] press-b-to-run.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really want to know?

[identity profile] press-b-to-run.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
...When you do though, don't just go out and buy the first thing you see that you like. Let me give you a list of guidelines for you to follow, okay?

[identity profile] press-b-to-run.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm not so sure about that.

[identity profile] press-b-to-run.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
And unless you've got little kids who you let dress you back home, then I'm pretty sure that you wear things like that often.

[identity profile] press-b-to-run.livejournal.com 2011-10-15 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but that would mean that they're now without parents, right? Since you're here and all that.

[identity profile] press-b-to-run.livejournal.com 2011-10-15 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oops, didn't mean to break him like that. Time to backtrack a bit.]

Then again, if you do have any they could be old enough to be on their own! Or have aunts and uncles to take care of them!

[identity profile] press-b-to-run.livejournal.com 2011-10-15 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like you chose to come here though! And...And at least they didn't get brought here instead of you!

...Why are we arguing about this when you don't even know if you have kids or not?