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[ Bam! The video turns on to show one bodacious blonde bombshell. She seems pretty chill despite being a brand new arrival and dealing with all that entails. ]

Weeell! This is one hangover for the record books. I've woken up in strange places--or at least I assume I have; it sounds like something I'd do! I think--but waking up in a strange world sure is a new one. Er, at least, I assume it's a new one. For all I know I might do this for a living! Wouldn't that be awesome? Sliding from one world to another, probably solving peoples' problems in the span of a convenient thirty-minute time slot before traveling to another.

[ She seems to have excited herself and is now a bit bouncy, in several meanings of the word. ]

Hmm~~ I think I'll assume that's what I do until I get proven otherwise. Better than drunkenly stumbling into another dimension, anyways.

So!

Who's gonna offer to help show a lady around? The name's Excellen (I think) and I'm apparently a smoking hot babe (which I am a-okay with), so hurry it up and help out a lovely damsel. First come, first serve, ladies and gentlemen, so please be courteous and form a line!

[ As if to prove her logic with evidence, she winks at the camera and shakes her hips for the audience. ]

Comments

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[a-civil-service.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to hear it. If I am not now a gentleman, I'll aspire to become one. There's still a great deal I don't remember.

I can't solve the mystery of your profession, but is there anything in particular I can help you with?

[video]

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. Do you know where a lady can get a drink?

[video]

[a-civil-service.livejournal.com]

There are a number of suitable establishments in the city. There are a few quite near the hotel where we're housed. There's also a bar close to my workplace that my coworkers have spoken of highly, though I haven't visited it myself.

[video]

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll refresh my memory if I get a bit tipsy.

[video]

[a-civil-service.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be more likely to impair memory than refresh it?

That is, if we had memories.

[video]

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

You won't know unless you try.

[video]

[a-civil-service.livejournal.com]

It's--a unique idea. [He doesn't think it's likely to succeed, but it is unique.] But do be careful. I can give you directions to one of the bars, if you like.