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[ Bam! The video turns on to show one bodacious blonde bombshell. She seems pretty chill despite being a brand new arrival and dealing with all that entails. ]

Weeell! This is one hangover for the record books. I've woken up in strange places--or at least I assume I have; it sounds like something I'd do! I think--but waking up in a strange world sure is a new one. Er, at least, I assume it's a new one. For all I know I might do this for a living! Wouldn't that be awesome? Sliding from one world to another, probably solving peoples' problems in the span of a convenient thirty-minute time slot before traveling to another.

[ She seems to have excited herself and is now a bit bouncy, in several meanings of the word. ]

Hmm~~ I think I'll assume that's what I do until I get proven otherwise. Better than drunkenly stumbling into another dimension, anyways.

So!

Who's gonna offer to help show a lady around? The name's Excellen (I think) and I'm apparently a smoking hot babe (which I am a-okay with), so hurry it up and help out a lovely damsel. First come, first serve, ladies and gentlemen, so please be courteous and form a line!

[ As if to prove her logic with evidence, she winks at the camera and shakes her hips for the audience. ]

Comments

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

[ATTENTION GRABBED. And yet...]


I dunno... It's tempting, but courtesy and gentlemanliness probably conflict with my job description.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

...Flamboyant street performer?

[garbage-phoenix.livejournal.com]

No! Maybe! I am a Dark Hero, whatever that is! Either way, helping a damsel in distress just doesn't feel like my game. Sorry, babe. I'll have to impress you in a more sinister way later.

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[canthandleacape]

If you do do this for a living, I hope you don't lose your memory every time.

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[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Every hero needs a weakness, right? I bet I have a bunch of amazing abilities and constant trans-dimensional amnesia balances it all out.

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[canthandleacape]

So, are we all dimension-hopping ultraheroes, or do you think it's just you?

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

That fantasy certainly sounds... exciting. I hope your true memories live up to your expectations.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Ooo, what do we have here? A sister, maybe?!

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

S-Sister...? What are you talking about?

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

Ah, um, smoking hot, um...



Um, where is the line...?

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Oh my, how forward! You're certainly a brash one, hun. In exchange, I'll let you cut right to the head of the line!

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

H-huh? Line cutting?! I-I... I don't think that I should, I mean---!!! I don't want to be cruel to the people who got there before me, s-so!

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[a-civil-service.livejournal.com]

If you need any help finding your way around the city, I've become quite familiar with it since arriving here.

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[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Could this possibly be a...gentleman I see? Are you a gentleman, mister?

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[a-civil-service.livejournal.com]

[He wasn't quite expecting this question, but he replies after a slight hesitation.]

Ah--I do my best to be courteous and respectful. So you could say that. I hope so.

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

*Mrs. Irresistable Force, meet Mr. Immovable Object, aka Flirting, What Flirting?*

Geez, you're forward, aren't you? Got a hell of an imagination, at least.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Creative thinking is necessary for solving any mystery, handsome!

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

*Wow. Okay, even HE notices a compliment like that. He coughs a bit.*

Ah, well, I guess that's true... Wait, except can you really get to an answer like that without any clues or anything?

drools all over this post

[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

Wow, does that really work? I didn't have to shake anything to get an escort. Oh, but I bet you're going to get dinner too...

[ Maybe she should rethink her own battle strategy. Please don't be a bad influence on her. ]

drools all over kaguya

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Whoa, my reign has been totally decimated. And just when it started! But at least the throne passes to a worthy heir.

--Wait, no one's offered me dinner!

unlimited drool works

[kaboobya.livejournal.com]

Your reign? [ Gasping in surprise. ] I'm sorry, did I do something wrong? It wasn't my intention to!

[ What did she mean by a worthy heir? Was she royalty or something? Boy, Kaboobs is so confused right now. ]

What? No one has? Really? It seems people here are pretty rude.

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

I...don't think you should exhibit that sort of behavior on a public network...

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[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

You're right! I can't reveal my secret identity.

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

You're in luck, because the Awesome Me would be glad to give you the honor of my assistance!