http://excellinnuendo.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] excellinnuendo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2011-10-17 07:15 pm

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[ Bam! The video turns on to show one bodacious blonde bombshell. She seems pretty chill despite being a brand new arrival and dealing with all that entails. ]

Weeell! This is one hangover for the record books. I've woken up in strange places--or at least I assume I have; it sounds like something I'd do! I think--but waking up in a strange world sure is a new one. Er, at least, I assume it's a new one. For all I know I might do this for a living! Wouldn't that be awesome? Sliding from one world to another, probably solving peoples' problems in the span of a convenient thirty-minute time slot before traveling to another.

[ She seems to have excited herself and is now a bit bouncy, in several meanings of the word. ]

Hmm~~ I think I'll assume that's what I do until I get proven otherwise. Better than drunkenly stumbling into another dimension, anyways.

So!

Who's gonna offer to help show a lady around? The name's Excellen (I think) and I'm apparently a smoking hot babe (which I am a-okay with), so hurry it up and help out a lovely damsel. First come, first serve, ladies and gentlemen, so please be courteous and form a line!

[ As if to prove her logic with evidence, she winks at the camera and shakes her hips for the audience. ]

unlimited drool works

[identity profile] kaboobya.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Your reign? [ Gasping in surprise. ] I'm sorry, did I do something wrong? It wasn't my intention to!

[ What did she mean by a worthy heir? Was she royalty or something? Boy, Kaboobs is so confused right now. ]

What? No one has? Really? It seems people here are pretty rude.

why not make one of the girly men do it instead

[identity profile] kaboobya.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I didn't really get stood up. I got an escort!

[ Probably due to these. ]

thats so much effort for you

[identity profile] kaboobya.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, what reasons are those? I don't know, but if they're good, then maybe I should!

That's right! A guy should really treat a lady, right? If I was going to escort someone, I'd buy them dinner too.

[identity profile] kaboobya.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I want to do that? They say money is gross and covered in germs. Do you know how many people put their change in their underwear and bras?

[identity profile] kaboobya.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry. That's just how it goes sometimes♪ I'll make it up to you by taking you out then!

[identity profile] kaboobya.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? Why are we bringing melons to dinner? Don't you think the restaurant will serve them if we ask nicely?

[identity profile] kaboobya.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, we'll be BFF's forever!

[ For your FYI she did just say "best friends forever forever" ]

[identity profile] kaboobya.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right♪

Wait, does that mean we'll know what hit this place then?