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[ Bam! The video turns on to show one bodacious blonde bombshell. She seems pretty chill despite being a brand new arrival and dealing with all that entails. ]

Weeell! This is one hangover for the record books. I've woken up in strange places--or at least I assume I have; it sounds like something I'd do! I think--but waking up in a strange world sure is a new one. Er, at least, I assume it's a new one. For all I know I might do this for a living! Wouldn't that be awesome? Sliding from one world to another, probably solving peoples' problems in the span of a convenient thirty-minute time slot before traveling to another.

[ She seems to have excited herself and is now a bit bouncy, in several meanings of the word. ]

Hmm~~ I think I'll assume that's what I do until I get proven otherwise. Better than drunkenly stumbling into another dimension, anyways.

So!

Who's gonna offer to help show a lady around? The name's Excellen (I think) and I'm apparently a smoking hot babe (which I am a-okay with), so hurry it up and help out a lovely damsel. First come, first serve, ladies and gentlemen, so please be courteous and form a line!

[ As if to prove her logic with evidence, she winks at the camera and shakes her hips for the audience. ]

Comments

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

So, you can't keep my legs warm?

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

*When faced with such high level flirting, what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?*

Well, I COULD theoretically, but I think a blanket would be better for that sort of thing.

*Answer: Miss the point. At least in this case, he's doing it COMPLETELY DELIBERATELY.*

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Is Blanket a friend of yours, Mister Kotatsu?

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

*Holy CRAP this girl's ferocious.*

I... what? I meant a blanket! *A* blanket! You know, big thing of cloth?

*Must... maintain... goofball demeanor...*

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Nya, nyahaha! I know, I know! I'm just having a little lighthearted banter!

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

Oh. I knew that. Really.

*He did, actually. Phew, it's one thing when they're subtle and he totally misses it, but this girl's about as subtle as an atom bomb.*

Anyway, you said you needed some help around the place?

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

[ She is finding this almost too easy. ]

Is that an offer?

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

If nobody else is offering. Seems only fair to help out someone new to the place.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Hmm, you wouldn't happen to actually be a dastardly scoundrel trying to take advantage of a lady in a scary and disorienting circumstance, are you?

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

*Kotetsu wonders if there's an award given somewhere for shamelessness or something he hasn't heard about, because this woman seems to be trying to make it to the finals. He'd better pull out the trump card.*

Not me, ma'am, I'm married.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Woo~oow~! Who's the lucky lady?

[ A beat. ]

Or gent?

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

HER name is Tomoe, and I JUST remembered today we've known each other since High School! Can you get more romantic than that? Ohhh, I wanna see her again!

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! What's she like, eh, eh?

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

Oh, she's so sweet, and beautiful -- and she likes the same things I do! At least, as much as I can remember. I'm still getting back bits and pieces, you know? It's like a TV show you can't wait for the next episode of!

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

That's adorable! Just keep in mind if you come onto me, I'll have to trounce you in her name~!

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

I'll certainly try to restrain myself, ma'am!

*Whew. Crisis averted.*

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Good! This will be a trial for your love. You must resist the temptation! RESIST!