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[ Bam! The video turns on to show one bodacious blonde bombshell. She seems pretty chill despite being a brand new arrival and dealing with all that entails. ]

Weeell! This is one hangover for the record books. I've woken up in strange places--or at least I assume I have; it sounds like something I'd do! I think--but waking up in a strange world sure is a new one. Er, at least, I assume it's a new one. For all I know I might do this for a living! Wouldn't that be awesome? Sliding from one world to another, probably solving peoples' problems in the span of a convenient thirty-minute time slot before traveling to another.

[ She seems to have excited herself and is now a bit bouncy, in several meanings of the word. ]

Hmm~~ I think I'll assume that's what I do until I get proven otherwise. Better than drunkenly stumbling into another dimension, anyways.

So!

Who's gonna offer to help show a lady around? The name's Excellen (I think) and I'm apparently a smoking hot babe (which I am a-okay with), so hurry it up and help out a lovely damsel. First come, first serve, ladies and gentlemen, so please be courteous and form a line!

[ As if to prove her logic with evidence, she winks at the camera and shakes her hips for the audience. ]

Comments

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

[Oh man, she's not gunna be able to get rid of this girl now, will she...]. Mami. I... still can't remember my family name.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

That's okay! Mami is a perfectly good name, Mami. Just call me Big Sis Excel, got it?

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

Don't you think that's a bit too... familiar? We just met, after all.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

That's okay. I like to move fast. Besides, we can't dilly-dally with polite conventions when mysteries are afoot!

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

"Mysteries are afoot"? That sounds so... cliche. [Hey, at least it got a laugh out of her.] I'm afraid you you won't have much luck, running out without a plan. I've been here for some time now, and it doesn't seem like any of the others are close to finding out the mysteries of this place.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

You know what they say: two beds are better than one! Together, we'll have this figured out in no time.

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

[What.] I believe the phrase is "two heads are better than one".

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Amnesia, dear.

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

[Man, people better not start using that excuse for everything.]

... By the way. You said "we'll have this figured out". What makes you think I agreed to this?

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Because us ladies of justice need to work together!

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

Ladies of... justice. [She frowns at that. For some reason, that hits a little hard.] How can you be so sure I'm a good person? For all you know, I may have done terrible things. I may have killed hundreds of innocent people.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Hmm, maybe. Maybe not. I'll worry about that when I find out.

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

And then what? If what I said was true, what will happen when I regain memories of what I did?

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

What a silly question. I already answered. I'll worry about that if and when I find out.

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

You won't even answer a hypothetical situation... [She laughs again, softer this time.] You must be quite the "live in the moment" type.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Of course! If you don't live in the present, then you're missing everything.

[magicgunworks.livejournal.com]

That's a very good piece of advice, Excel-san. [Maybe this lady's not that bad after all...]

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Yup! I'm full of it.