anemoi | First Sketch

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I'm not buying this load of crap one bit! Someone here decided to kidnap me, didn't they?! And they must have hit me on the head so I'd get amnesia! I'm super adorable and probably a princess or something, so they thought they'd get a ton of money for my safe return, but I obviously outsmarted them and escaped, and now I'm wandering around lost without any idea how to get home!

I'm on to you, you evil kidnappers!

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[After calming down a bit, Relm discovers that she has a sketchpad and paints with her. Naturally, she can't resist trying them out. She draws the first few things that come to her mind - an impressive-looking red dragon, a large black dog, and some sort of giant raccoon. As she sits back to admire her work, there is a bright flash of light, and suddenly the things on the page are right before her eyes - very real, very alive, and very angry.]

Whooooooaaaa! How did that happen?!

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Why, so you can kidnap me again? Fat chance!

Why would I do something so obviously pointless?

Because of how cute I am! I'm probably royalty! You want money from my super rich parents!

I don't even know who you are or what you look like!

A likely story!

Again, just walk outside and talk to some people. That's all you need to do to get proof!

...Where are you?

I'm outside a restaurant in the city.

Look, I was hungry, all right?

You're not gonna kidnap me again?

I never kidnapped you the first time!

I won't kidnap you. I promise.

Like a kidnapper's promise means anything!

[But she does walk outside.]

...Whoa.

Whoa?

This isn't what I thought a kidnapper's place would look like.

...You're really stubborn.

Huh?

Clinging to an assumption despite all evidence to the contrary.

She's a Young Earth Creationist, isn't she?

Whatever that means.

I still haven't forgiven you for kidnapping me, y'know.

I told you, I never did anything like that!

How do I know you're not just lying to me?

[Sudden switch to video feed!]

If I were a kidnapper, would I show you my face?

AAAAHHHH!

[Relm screams and throws the phone.]

[Kyon's just staring.]

What the hell was that about?

How'd you do that? Are you a wizard, too?!

[Staying awaaaaay from the phone.]

...It's just a video feed. These smartphones have cameras built into them.

[Inching closer... slowly...]

What's a... kamra? And a smartfone?

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