First Sketch

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

[Audio]
I'm not buying this load of crap one bit! Someone here decided to kidnap me, didn't they?! And they must have hit me on the head so I'd get amnesia! I'm super adorable and probably a princess or something, so they thought they'd get a ton of money for my safe return, but I obviously outsmarted them and escaped, and now I'm wandering around lost without any idea how to get home!

I'm on to you, you evil kidnappers!

[Action]
[After calming down a bit, Relm discovers that she has a sketchpad and paints with her. Naturally, she can't resist trying them out. She draws the first few things that come to her mind - an impressive-looking red dragon, a large black dog, and some sort of giant raccoon. As she sits back to admire her work, there is a bright flash of light, and suddenly the things on the page are right before her eyes - very real, very alive, and very angry.]

Whooooooaaaa! How did that happen?!

Comments

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I never said I was a prince! So ha! Thanks! I bet I'd make way better royalty than you.

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

If you're a prince of anything, it's of hideous green caterpillars! And there's no way a gross little bug like you would make better royalty than I would!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

My green caterpillars are way better than disgusting frogs! And my subjects like me a hundred times better than yours like you!

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

No they aren't! They're horrible and hairy and ugly just like you! And how would you know?! You can't remember anything! Probably because they kicked you out and they never ever want to see you again!

[Relm you have amnesia too.]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Any caterpillar would be proud to have someone as amazing as me! You're just jealous.

[Palom sticks out his tongue. One big, uh, leap for caterpillarkind there.]

I bet your subjects asked the people here to take you away. Please save us from our horrible princess she's the worst ever.

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

That's because you probably are a horrible ugly little caterpillar!

[Relm sticks her tongue out right back at him. Good job being the older one.]

They would never! Never ever! I'm the best! I bet you came to invade my super awesome kingdom with your caterpillar grossness and they sent me away to be safe!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Hey guess what.

Guess what guess what guess what.

Caterpillars turn into butterflies. Frogs... turn into uglier frogs! So I'm still better!

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

Not if I squish them first!

I'm not a frog! Not even close!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's too late for you. You're an uglier frog.

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

I'm not a frog!

And you... you're the ugliest, most disgusting caterpillar ever and you'll never turn into a butterfly! NEVER!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I'll just be one of those really cool ones that spit poison in giant ugly frogs, then.

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, shows what you know! There aren't any cool caterpillars! They're all ugly and horrible and stupid!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Gosh, it's too bad more than just your memory is messed up. I hope the anemoi can fix your brain, too!

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with my brain, dummy! You can't fix something that isn't broken! And I'm perfect!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that right there makes you not.

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

Shows what you know!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

More than you? Yeah, I know.

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

No! Less! A lot less!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

It's too late! I'm smarter, you admitted it, ha-ha!

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

No I didn't, you made it all up in your stupid weird-shaped head!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

You mean my normal shaped head that looks weird to you because yours has funny lumps in it?

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

What about my head is lumpy?! Nothing!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

It's just weird it's not even lumpier with the way your brain is all porridge-y.