002 - Video [2% worth of memory regain; compound from this and last AC]

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

[Oh look it's this jerk again. He's lounging on the couch again, this time without beer. For the time being anyway. He has the most smug grin on his face imaginable right now.]

Listen up, citizens of Sirocco! Lots of you doubted the awesomeness of I, Gilbert Beilschmidt! Yes, that's right, I have recalled my full name! Isn't it the coolest name ever? Kesesesese~ Befitting someone as incredible as myself, I'd say!

But anyway! Those of you who doubted how awesome I am? In your face! I remembered more than just my name! I remembered a grand battle, in which I led a massive army and beat the crap out of some sissy in glasses! It was incredible how skilled I was, barking orders and trampling the foe into the ground! Bet none of you are that strong and respected! Kesesese~

[After quite some time of smug gloating, he suddenly pouts.]

Also, whoever decided that this Alfred guy should live with me is a jerk, I want my suite to myself back. ...At least Alfred is a pretty cool guy, though, so it could be worse. He's not as cool as me, but that's to be expected.

{Gilbert is remembering a battle from the War of Austrian Succession. Also feel free to mock him for not having a suite to himself anymore.}

Comments

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

Sooooo what you're saying is you're proud of having to gather a bunch of guys together in order to beat up a single nerd.

[dadreaper.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on beating up a sissy guy with glasses.

[Video]

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

I think you might want to retract that bet.

[witheasygrace.livejournal.com]

We haven't met yet, Gilbert, so I never doubted you.
But I don't think that violence is really the way to solve conflicts. Were any civilians harmed while your were fighting?

I think people will like and respect you because you use your strength to defend and protect people, not just fight to show that you're better than someone else.

I'm Keith, by the way! It's nice to meet you!

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[toallpeople.livejournal.com]

[Without beer? Blasphemy! Al's here to fix that! He comes tromping in with a case under his jacket, since he just has this nagging feeling he really shouldn't be in possession of it. But whatever. He also watched the video post on his way over, grinning like a dumb-butt, and drops the case onto the counter after locking the door behind him.]

So what the fuck, are you some kind of military general or something?

[He tears into the case, taking out two cans.]

And I'm way cooler than you, don't lie.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

[Squinting and concentrating for a few moments.] . . .

All right. Got it. Gil Billsmick.